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rail on the rails club 

Train sex; like the mile high club, but on a train.
Planning to join the rail on the rails club on the Amtrak?

rubber wheel on the third rail 

1. Totally clueless. 2. Willfully and proudly ignorant. 3. Out of touch with reality.
"His entire life, especially in public office, with a record of bad decisions, inability to form coherent unscripted sentences, coupled with that self-satisfied smirk, all prove he's usung a rubber wheel on the third rail."

Polishing the Brass Rail 

The use of sexal acts/favors to attempt to obtain a promotion in the workplace. Most commonly referring to executive level promotions.
Bob would be working in the mailroom instead of the sixth floor if he wasn't polishing the brass rail.
Polishing the Brass Rail by Bajebus September 21, 2011

Rail the Main Vein 

To snort a line of cocaine off of a fully erect penis
Me: Yo, do you even rail the main vein?
12 year old on Xbox live: Yeah, fucker, I rail the main vein every day!
Rail the Main Vein by Blawkz February 9, 2015

Ride the Rubber Rail 

I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.

Rail the owner week 

Everyone gets to fuck the owner for an entire week from October 13th to October 20th
Ah damn its rail the owner week time