cook the noodle 

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.

Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!

cook the noodle by MSM Kids December 25, 2013

Let the noodle slide 

To engage in sexual intercourse with a minimum of one penis involved.

“Hey bro, how’d your date go? Did she let the noodle slide?”

Let the noodle slide by Noodle slider May 4, 2018

Saucin the noodle 

Having sex with a girl on her period.

Steve: Yo, so I took this girl to pound town yesterday when I noticed she was really wet. So I looked down and BAM! Blood everywhere...

Tayler: Oh dude, she was saucin the noodle?! Weak bro...

Saucin the noodle by Stephler May 20, 2018

Shake the Noodle 

When someone gives you a hand job, but you are soft for most of it

Hey man, my date last night didn’t end too well, she totally had to shake the noodle

Shake the Noodle by Ardent Maple July 24, 2021

Pushing the noodle 

The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.

Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.

Pushing the noodle by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025

nicked in the noodle

A little bit crazy and unsure

"my grandma is a bit nicked in the noodle''

nicked in the noodle by msalmon May 14, 2019

the Yankee noodle 

A sexual act in which hot candle wax is dripped on a man's penis. Then it is left to dry until the penis becomes studded with candle wax and then it's used during intercourse.

Man, she went crazy when I showed her the Yankee noodle. ..

the Yankee noodle by No name nun November 2, 2014