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The Lincoln Treatment 

When a young sister refuses recommendations made by her older brother even though she would be inclined to accept them if made by anybody else. The term is derived from the original refused recommendation: to watch the movie Lincoln
“Hey juman let’s watch Austin powers, it’s really funny” -brother
“No” -sister
“You’re giving it the Lincoln treatment”
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The Lincolning 

When you do it doggy style and jizz on the back of her/his head without their knowledge.
Specifically done when your girl/guy wants a quickie in a crowded place such as a mall or theater.
"Yeah man, I just gave her The Lincolning in the bathroom and people keep asking her why her hair is wet!"

"Brad gave me The Lincolning at my parents 25th anniversary dinner and then dumped me."
The Lincolning by BunnyLa69 March 28, 2023

Dishininahoses of the lingeartrichonightess

A medical condition for someone who has every sickness, every exotic plague, but knows all about what they don't have
My friend went to hospital, but the problem couldn't find out anything so they diagnosed him with Dishininahoses of the lingeartrichonightess

Dishininahoses of the lingeartrichonightess

A medical condition for someone who has every sickness, every exotic plague, but knows all about what they don't have
My friend went to hospital, but the problem couldn't find out anything so they diagnosed him with Dishininahoses of the lingeartrichonightess

the full lincoln 

Having sex for 3 hours, which is the length span of the movie 'Lincoln'
"I took her back to my house, and we did the full Lincoln"

The Abraham Lincoln 

When your girlfriend is sitting in a chair and you come up behind her ever so quietly before busting a nut all over the back of her head.
It was wildly coincidental that while Susanna was watching a preview for the new Lincoln movie I gave her The Abraham Lincoln.

My girlfriend considers watching out for "The Abraham Lincoln" a form of Homeland Security.
The Abraham Lincoln by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

The Abe Lincoln 

The Abe Lincoln is to shave your pubes and put them in a bag. Then keep the bag and, after ejaculating on a girls face, pour the bag on her face instantly giving her a beard.