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The Artesian Ice Cream Machine 

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

The artesian ice cream machine 

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”

The Slovakian Ice Cream 

The act of putting your penis inside an ice cream cone and then giving it to someone.
Jožo: Bro here, have some ice cream. Ignác: Thanks Bro. Why the fuck is your dick inside the ice cream cone ? Jožo: haha you just got pranked, i gave you the Slovakian Ice Cream Dipshit Ignác: That´s kinda gay ngl.

The Philly Chocolate Ice Cream

A sex act where a man shits in a woman’s anal cavity, puts heavy whipping cream in it, and proceeds to penetrate the woman until it’s a creamy blend of feces and blood. Then jerks off until he ejaculates in the blend. Then, the eat it out of the woman’s anus. Sometimes people put sprinkles on it too.
man hey wanna do The Philly Chocolate Ice cream?

woman fuck no

ice cream don't melt in the freezer 

A statement of fact. The truth.
Girl: "Are you hooking up with Michelle?"

Your Answer: "Come on baby, Ice Cream don't melt in the freezer."

Have ice cream in the woods

Kassidy wants to have ice cream in the woods with Erik.