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The Emo Donkey Punch 

When banging your depressed, sniffling, emo girlfriend from behind, instead of punching her in the side of the head before you blow your load - aka the donkey punch - you grab hold of her nose and lip rings, pulling them out right before you burst.
This chic I picked up at the Fall Out Boy show was a little loose, so I gave her The Emo Donkey Punch to tighten her up before I busted my nut.

The Emo Fort 

Referred to when someone is depressed or behaving negatively; the state of mind a person behaving said ways is in.
Pollyanna was really in the emo fort last week, wasn't she?

Oh yeah, she was moping around and she wouldn't talk to anyone.
The Emo Fort by The Baconator June 11, 2008

the emo swoop 

The beautiful flowing hair of one who listens to Hawthorne Heights.
Look at the emo swoop on Mr. Smith :D
the emo swoop by Vicky K August 29, 2008

the emo swoop 

the hottest style of hair pertaining to guys. it occurs when the hair is grown out in front long enought to swoop over the eyes.
wow. look at that hot guy over there, he has sports the emo swoop
the emo swoop by bop March 10, 2005

The emo trinity 

The emo trinity is a group (named by the fans) that consists of three emo bands. The bands are fall out boy, panic at the disco, and twenty øne piløts. All of these bands are close and are loved equally among all of their fans. They will become soon legends.
Wow, I just listened to a mashup of the emo trinitys music for like 3 hours!
The emo trinity by Ummmmmm... June 16, 2016

@the.emo.cult 

Std spreader with nice hair and good music taste
"@the.emo.cult is the only reason I haven't killed myself"
@the.emo.cult by shoomssss February 20, 2021