National tear that ass up day
National tear that ass up day by NTTAUD August 3, 2021
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That Kind of Day
A day that a typical high school junior enrolled in several AP classes experiences daily. Possibly as a result of an unannounced English paper, a monotonous Chemistry lesson about god knows what, a lecture be the rotund physics teacher, a ridiculous calculus test, the simple presence of a Latin or Spanish class, or most likely, a combination of at least 3 of the above.
Chem Teacher: Let's begin!
Dennis: Ughh, I'm not ready for this, it's just been that kind of day.
Stephen: Don't tell me we have a physics test!
Dan: Yeah that homo laid it on thick today!
Stephen: Well what can you expect, it's just been that kind of day.
Xander: What's that smell!?! (looks at shoe and sees he stepped in dog shit) Figures, it's just been that kind of day.
Dennis: Ughh, I'm not ready for this, it's just been that kind of day.
Stephen: Don't tell me we have a physics test!
Dan: Yeah that homo laid it on thick today!
Stephen: Well what can you expect, it's just been that kind of day.
Xander: What's that smell!?! (looks at shoe and sees he stepped in dog shit) Figures, it's just been that kind of day.
That Kind of Day by BilltheThrill12345 May 3, 2011
That was the day
Expression used to reflect upon a happy moment during an otherwise horrible time in one's life, whether it be a bad job, a bad relationship, or other prolonged period of agony
a play on "those were the days"
a play on "those were the days"
First guy: "you still seeing Melissa?"
Second guy: "are you kidding me? that melodramatic bitch sucked 18 months from my life. good riddance."
First guy: "But you guys seemed really attached on Nantucket last summer."
Second guy: "Oh, yeah. . . that was the day."
Second guy: "are you kidding me? that melodramatic bitch sucked 18 months from my life. good riddance."
First guy: "But you guys seemed really attached on Nantucket last summer."
Second guy: "Oh, yeah. . . that was the day."
That was the day by thedoctorman2000 August 8, 2009
I'd wear a hat on a day like that
A cautionary platitude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation; an exclamation of humanity's futility in the face of insurmountable insanity, stupidity, or all-around wretchedness.
- Do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed?
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
I'd wear a hat on a day like that by Drew Garrison February 23, 2007
National Ask Out Someone That Likes You Day
On national ask out someone that likes you day you should ask out someone that likes you like have a friend ask people if they like you and if they say yes ask them out or if you want ask out your crush
National Ask Out Someone That Likes You Day by Your_local_adorable_child November 2, 2021
Appreciate That Big Booty Day
Appreciate That Big Booty Day is abt appreciating that luxurious booty don't be shy run up and grab or smack that big booty
Person 1: dam thas a big ass
Person 2: today is Appreciate That Big Booty Day run over there and smack or grab it to show your appreciation
Person 2: today is Appreciate That Big Booty Day run over there and smack or grab it to show your appreciation
Appreciate That Big Booty Day by Booty grabber 21 October 9, 2021
National Grab that flat 🍑 day
National Grab that flat 🍑 day by bitxhes June 8, 2020