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Textbook 

Used to describe an asshole who may or may NOT fit any textbook definition. It's origins are from a textbook case of a sociopath but it's usage became much broader over time. As long as two people can decide what it means, it works.
Boss: You're 3 minutes late! I'm docking you a half-hour's pay!
Worker 1 to Worker 2 (under his breath and possible shaking his head in a very slight negative way): Textbook.
Textbook by The REALNoj October 27, 2019
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Textbook 

You do something so perfectly that it could be an example in a textbook
Yo, the way she landed that frontside 180 was textbook…

I made sus nachos while high but they ended up textbook…

Synonym to gnarly.
Antonym to sketchy.
Textbook by AyoitsChazzy August 14, 2022

Textbook 

A textbook is a book filled with text or facts.
Person: Can you pass me my textbook, I need help with my work.
Textbook by BIGGGGGGBOYJOHNNNYYY November 9, 2022

Textbook 

Women that have potential to be wifey material but have lots of red flags 🚩
If a women still hangs around a group a women & party all the time or doesn’t have a priority’s together & can’t bring that much value to a man she is TextBook
Textbook by Moneybagg Matt September 15, 2023

Textbook Daddy 

(Noun)

Someone whose studying behaviors are attractive. A subcategory of "daddy" but applicable across genders/sex.

Can be used to reference one's studious partner.
My girlfriend is a total textbook daddy; she's been studying all day every day for grad school.
Textbook Daddy by LostHiker November 10, 2021

Textbook Warrior 

A Teacher, in whom teaches the class straight out of a textbook.
Man! Mrs.Honeypot made us do another 20 pages again today!
She's a real textbook warrior...
Textbook Warrior by EtFTW March 4, 2015

Textbook Kid 

A kid that looks as awkward as one that you might find in an educational textbook
Look at Kevin and his weird smile; he is a textbook kid!
Textbook Kid by The Squid October 11, 2016