teenage mutant ninja turtles 

An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.

Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!

TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!

Me: Fuckin' A!

teenage mutant ninja turtles by Gizwidget February 14, 2007

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

a very cool show that was on Saturday morning TV during the late 80s and early 90s. It was inspired by a cult comic book and spawned 3 motion pictures and several video games. The 4 turtles became mutated by a radioactive ooze. This factor gives the seies an environmental message leaning that needs attention today.

1. In the computer room in the campus library where I went to college the 4 tie-in printers are named Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael.

2. When the local TV stations in 1992 started programming 4 hours of nonstop bullshit news programs on Saturday mornings for the yuppies, my son Roger cried because he couldn't watch "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" anymore. I wrote to Channel 6 telling them how furious I was.

3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

They're heoes in a half shell and they're green. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

When the evil Shredder attacks (whooosh!) them turtle boys don't cut him no slack.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens. (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (that's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but prude (gimme a break!)
Michelangelo is a party too (party!)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 5, 2009

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

Preludes to the Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.

"Pizza? Isn't your potbelly big enough already?"

teenage mutant ninja turtles by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Drop 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Drop was produced by Data East in 1990.

Data East released 174 different machines in our database under this trade name, starting in 1979.

Other machines made by Data East during the time period Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Drop was produced include Back To The Future, Al Unser Jr.'s Turbo Racing, Boulder Dash, Phantom of the Opera, Simpsons, Playboy, Act-Fancer: Cybernetick Hyper Weapon, Hippodrome, Kuhga - Operation Code 'Vapor Trail', and Fighting Fantasy.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Drop Is good I Guess?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Drop by Your bob September 1, 2022

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

Best show in da frickin' world... About 4 turtles with deadly martial art weapons. Like Nunchuku, Bo staff, Sai and Katana. Pretty cool shite there man!
They, Liked pizza man. They also fought the almighty shredder!

TMNT! This best show in this frickin' world... Owns all those homo face shows now a days

So.. What da shell?

teenage mutant ninja turtles best show ever.. They could own Dragon ball Z and all those power rangers and that homo face ben 10 crap! Thats the facts jack..

teenage mutant ninja turtles by God321 December 27, 2006

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

The charming and some what ridiculous adventure of four giant talking turtles!

It all starts when some kid decides to buy four turtles, name them after famous artists and flush them down a massive toilet one after the other!

Now is this the end of our heroes? ooh no! the sewers happen to be radioactive, because what sewer is complete without being radioactive I ask you?

And does this radioactivity Ionise their cells and give them cancer? ooh no! it makes them grow massive, stand upright, de-evolves their shell to the point of being useless and evolves their vocal cords so they can speak! oh the wonders of radioactivity!

Now, in these crazy sewers they find a giant rat who can speak English! and does this rat attack them? ooh no! it becomes their master and teaches them Kung fU, THEN IT ARMS THE TURTLES WITH WEAPONS!

Now, do the turtles have revenge upon the heartless child who flushed them down the toilet? ooh no! the child is forgiven and they start a war with a bunch of SHADOW WARRIORS oooooh! because fighting is fun!

and that pretty much concludes the story of the teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Bob: Hey Terry! you seen those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Terry: Yeh, the story is so realistic isnt it?

Bob: I KNOW! I cant believe it isnt real!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Maniacishere February 28, 2010

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

SCHS class of 05 homecoming 03-04

"have you ever seen a turtle get down"

teenage mutant ninja turtles by *<] : ) August 20, 2004