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Street Seasoning

noun - any of a large variety of flavorful particles, crumbs, and dust found in and around city streets, alleyways, gutters, cracks in the pavements, and most often - the bottoms of restaurant dumpsters.

Elaboration:
Street Seasoning works particularly well on Street Chicken, adding an earthy, street-funk-spice to the otherwise bland Street Chicken's meat: the notorious Meat of the Dirty Birdy.

Many such urban connoisseurs have been known to season their rations of scavenged food (to taste) as the composition, quality, and ratio of particles in the seasoning varies greatly from harvest to harvest.
Box Bob: So whatcha got goin' fer the Street Seasoning right there?

Street Pete: Alls I needs is 'bout 2 parts pavement-dust ta add ta mah dumpster-cheese/alley-oregano/gutter-butter, and mah seasonin's will be prime-time tip-top tasty-ness!

Box Bob: Aw man, I'm gettin' hongry just thinkin' bout it! We gots some Street-Chicken left from yestaday, and a lil' dumpster-puddin' fer dessert!

Street Pete: Oh hells yeah, pal! Let's get ta grubbin'!
Street Seasoning by Blue Oxygen October 31, 2009

Johnny's seasoning salt 

The most wonderful of all seasoning salts. Created in the kitchens of Johnny's Dock in Tacoma, Washington. Can be used on literally everything. Most containers say "no MSG added" but we all know there's enough natural MSG to go around. As defined on the bottle, Johnny's seasoning salt is "pure magic".
I sprinkled some Johnny's seasoning salt on my girlfriend last night and damn that bitch tasted good.

binge seasoning 

Watching entire seasons of TV shows as quickly as possible. Often times episodes are watched back to back in one day.
I spent the whole weekend binge seasoning, I watched the first three seasons of Breaking Bad.
binge seasoning by cheesy rice September 20, 2013

black swanning 

When a girl goes down on another girl after they get really high so their eyes are bloodshot.
I saw Alice totally black swanning Julia last night at the party, it was so awesome.
black swanning by atlien135 December 21, 2010

Dill Weed Fry Seasoning 

A secret seasoning commonly available at many of Charlotte NC's greatest cuisines. Obviously, it is not actually dill weed or dill seed; yet, an old dill weed/dill seed container is used to house the seasoning. The custom of using a generic spice container to house a secert seasoning recipe was first observed at a Jewish barbecue brisket shop in the early 60s. The owner would confuse patrons by placing the seasoning in a used random spice container as a matter of gimmick, confusion, and secrecy. You never really knew what you were getting, but it was always great.

This practice was adopted over the years and is now a family favorite custom in the Charlotte area. You can even witness dill weed competitions in the summer months in which cooks from around the surrounding counties will bring their tastiest concoctions housed in "dill weed" conainers and face off in a southern style spice showdown. Categories are in kosher and non kosher seasoned meat and fries.

feisty seasoning 

The act of hovering or placing fried chicken near one's exposed genitalia to attract a potential mate. This act is also often referred to as "greasing the gooch" or "KFC courting".
What's up baby? You look like you're the kind of skank that would totally go for some feisty seasoning play right now.

"Why is Charlie tying that Zinger Tower Burger to a fishing rod and hanging it over his crotch?"
"That my friend, is called feisty seasoning."
"Ah yes of course, I read about that in Brett Ratner's piece for Douchebag Diorama."
feisty seasoning by Frame_Runner January 27, 2012