Surface to Air Missile 

Pronunciation: (sur-fis) (too; unstressed too, tuh) (air) (mis-uhl or, especially Brit., -ahyl)

This is the term for when you are sitting on the toilet, and flush it (unknowingly sealing your fate) and the water (usually ice cold) comes up into contact with you. Often times with males, this cold water first comes into contact with the family jewels.

Examples:

Dude, I was taking a nuke hiroshima and got hit with a surface to air missile.

I need a mop to clean the floor because I got hit with a surface to air missile.

Surface to Air Missile by JimmyJacobJoe October 26, 2009

Surface Crackess 

The effect of leaving an impression of your ass crack on a surface.

Dude, I left surface crackess on that car window!

Surface Crackess by dPythonb September 10, 2009

Surface Leather

Surface leather is a phrase created by Youtuber Kurtis Conner, used in place for the phrase “Surface level”

“So, surface leather- huh?”

Surface Leather by someoneyouwillneverknow77_ April 14, 2022

Surface Breaker 

Pitching a loaf of such epic proportions that it piles up higher than the surface of the water.

"You okay?"

"Ugh...surface breaker..."

Surface Breaker by T-White December 17, 2005

surface area 

Term for a woman's breast.

Just checkin our your surface area.
Nice surface area!

surface area by Andre McCullough July 16, 2008

surface dweller 

1. A fake person
2. A shallow person
3. Someone who is only concerned with their physical image/appearance and material things. Spirituality and morality do not apply to this person.

That fake ass bitch is a surface dweller.

surface dweller by Clix Crusade March 18, 2011

Surface Lurker 

Someone who thinks they are nifty with computers but spends all their time commenting on youtube videos and bugging 'celebrities' for retweets and mentions. Basically just browsing the surface web.

"Hey, did you see that new kid? He's pretty clever."
"Nah, he's just a surface lurker!"

Surface Lurker by Teckwiz September 30, 2011