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Summon Ed Sheeran

1st you will need 2 people

2. At precisely 2:18 am start dancing in a circle

3. Smack ur thigh 8 times
4. Sit in a circle and put something bright red in the middle

5. Massage your feet while chanting Ed Sheeran
Let’s Summon Ed Sheeran at 2:18 am

NO SOCKS

Normal summon aleister

This term is typically used to establish communism. But it also means that whoever your playing yugioh with is not skilled and chose this deck because they suck at the game.
Dave: normal summon aleister?
David: why do you play this dogwater deck?
Dave: activate fusion destiny?

Siesta Summon 

The more innocent version of a booty call. It's for naps only.
He texted you at 3 p.m. to come over? You're totally a siesta summon.
Siesta Summon by pillowpetgurl October 3, 2013

Three Summon

When two incredibly hot women invite you to have a threesome with them.
Bob was three summoned by the chick with the big titties and the girl with the phat ass.
Three Summon by crazyJMV February 26, 2010

Normal Summon Alleister Make Almaraj 

The phrase is in reference to the Yugioh card "Alleister the Invoker" and "Salamangreat Almaraj". The phrase is 2 steps of a simple combo that allows you to put "Invoked Merchaba" on board and with relative simplicity. It is known for being extremely simple and sometimes repetitive for how basic but effective it is.
Now I will Normal Alleister Make Almaraj. Make Secure Gardena. Activate Invocation. Make Invoked Merchaba. Effect in Grave of Invocation;
Normal Summon Alleister Make Almaraj is such a simple play. I hate Yugioh sometimes

how to summon flashback Mary 

You don’t.

The horrific thought of Flashback Mary should make you not want to.

Seek a Therapist or counseling if this thought ever blows past your smol noggin qwq
Stupid Fool:*in google* how to summon flashback Mary
Me or you and intellect:DONT YOU FUCKING DARE.
Stupid Fool:*does foolish thing and dies*
Me:...

He deserved it don’t be like the fool be cool

(I am aware that I suck)