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spreading joy

The phrase refers to the process of letting a massive amount of fart gas out in a carefully metered way- usually by farting silently while walking. In this manner, a disasterously huge amount of fart may be discretely dispensed over a larger geographical area. When faced with the prospect of needing to fart in a socially awkward situation, a person often resorts to initially letting a test fart. If the test fart indicates a vile, deadly amount of gas, the person may opt to walk (for example) from the punch bowl across the dance floor, and over to the bar- all the while silently farting the whole way. People at the punch bowl will begin vomiting, the dance floor will clear and the bar area patrons may begin to pass out. Meanwhile, the farter may actually be dozens of feet away, thus escaping blame. In such a way, the farter is said to be "spreading joy."
Damn, Frank is such an idiot. He farted over by the band and kept walking. He's spreading joy all over the wedding reception. How disgusting!
spreading joy by Frank Klaune September 1, 2005

Spreading Crow 

Spreading Crow is firmly spreading a hot babes ass cheeks and pounding her pooper.
"oh man, look at that hot chick!", said Brad, "yeah, id spread her crow." said Dan, "I love spreading crow!".
Spreading Crow by CrowTime December 15, 2011

Spreading PeanutButter 

When you're going to have anal but you spread the cheeks and there's shit between them.
{Guy 1} My girl was Spreading PeanutButter last night it was gross.

{Guy2} That's hot.

spreading shit 

The art of passing around gossip, usually unfounded and aimed at defaming somebody.
"she said I had an ugly cock bro!" "don't listen to it bro, that bitch is just spreading shit because you haven't called after you nailed her last week.
spreading shit by Brainfart76 October 5, 2016

spreading the goose 

Spreading your vagina on a Twich stream.
Dude, she was totally spreading the goose to increase subs. She'll make partner for sure!
spreading the goose by 2dFx October 16, 2018

spreading the cream cheese 

When during intercourse, the male places a bagel around his shaft, and during his orgasm, he ejaculates on the bagel then forces his partner eat it.
Robert Tumbusch likes spreading the cream cheese