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somerville texas school district 

Somerville Texas has awful roads, Their cracked and pieces of the roads are everywhere so you have to watch where you step. The school district is pretty bad too. The area is ghetto and they conjoin the tests into a few days so we’re mentally exhausted and have no chance of doing well on them. It’s not that bad though, If you make the most of it lmao.
The Somerville texas school district is fucked!!

Somerville Tuxedo 

A fully matched track suit seen as appropriate for any occasion, ranging from having a few pops at the bar to attending your niece’s first communion, by the colorful natives of Somerville, Massachusetts.
Knowing he planned to get sauced and play Keno before making a court appearance later in the day, Tommy decided to wear his finest Somerville Tuxedo as it was perfect for any occasion.

Jimmy Somerville 

The act of singing the classic 80s lyrics 'Aaaaaahhhh Baby...' Jimmy Somerville style during sex. Preferably before orgasm for added effect.
"I nailed this girl last night. She pulled a Jimmy Somerville on me."

brittney somerville 

A Beautiful woman with a kind spirit and a heart of gold. Loves with all her heart even if its been broken. Gives great advice and family and friends can always count on her. She tries her best in everything she does. Always a Sunshine to ones around her.
Brittney Somerville is one of a kind.

Ethan Somerville 

One of the boys and pretty decent. Sometimes, he will get blue balled but it's ok. He can also have the strong desire to punish girls with his 12-inch cock but his pull game is meh. Nonetheless, Ethan Somerville is obsessed with anal and petites. Use this term when describing a guy who has a big cock but a weak pull game.
Oh wow, I just found myself an Ethan Somerville.
Ethan Somerville by Richard Buglow January 15, 2019

Ava Somerville 

THE best person you will meet in your entire fucking life. She will literally be your best friend. Even when you are at your lowest point she can make you laugh so hard you forget everything else. When Ava walks into a room everybody notices and she always notices the little things. You feel most comfortable when you're with her and she will stay by your side. If you find an Ava Somerville make sure you don't take her for granted.
Friend 1: Who is that girl? She seems so nice.
Friend 2: Oh, that's Ava Somerville
Ava Somerville by #snack100 July 19, 2019