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Snowstorm Shake 

To complete a Snowstorm Shake one must
start by separating himself from the girl and
inexplicably pelvic thrust, gyrate, and twist the knee
in a disturbing manner until the girl least expects it.
Pounce on her, put on snow goggles, thrust, and just
before climax pour baby powder into ones hands and
make it snow at climax by throwing powder into the air
creating a falling snow effect while pulling out and skeeting
on the girl and laughing at her because she doesn't have goggles.
"Hey Octavious when was the last time you did the Snowstorm Shake on that fat broad Quaneisha?"
Snowstorm Shake by Yonelle February 11, 2009

brazilian snowstorm 

when the guy is standign on the bed and the girl is her knees on the floor and he finishes his load all over her and she looks up like its snowing with her mouth open catching the load on her tongue like a snowflake
dude i totally gave that bitch a brazilian snowstorm last night
brazilian snowstorm by bfw/b January 29, 2009
The act of receiving a blowy while one simultaneously enjoys his favorite frozen treat.
Carlos asked Yolanda for a snowstorm, so she grabbed the pail of ice cream and got down on her knees.
snowstorm by Donny Lucy June 25, 2010

Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm 

1. Phrase used to express shock at something very unlikely.
Bob : "The U.S. have just declared defeat in the middle east..."
John : "Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm!"

Japanese Snowstorm 

when a girl sits down in front of a giant fan, and a group of men blow loads into the fan. Covering the girl in a sweet sticky substance.
It was a hot day in the office, so we gave the secretary a Japanese Snowstorm.

Belgian snowstorm 

The act of a male ejaculating into an anus (male or female) and then the reciever farts into the males face spraying semen and thus creating a snowstorm effect.
"The other night I was fucking this bitch in the ass and she turned around and gave me a belgian snowstorm."

"A what?"

"A Belgian snowstorm, she farted my load into my face."
Belgian snowstorm by jrod8966 October 15, 2009