sharfing

Simultaneous shitting and barfing, sometimes occurring when suffering from a severe bout of the flu.

Dude, I was so sick last week - I was sharfing for two days in a row!

sharfing by Spurtz November 12, 2007

Ball Sniffing

The act of sniffing one's own balls in order to get a high on your awesome man smell.

Dan uses ball sniffing as a way to escape his problems at home.

Coach: "Make no mistakes boys, ball sniffing is a dangerous path to go down."

Brendon: "Jake doesn't do drugs, unless you count ball sniffing."
Zack: "I heard he sniffs his balls before school everyday!"

Ball Sniffing by slamdunkpeices888 May 7, 2010

Butt Snuffing 

A 'Butt Snuffing' is bondage-play nomenclature used to describe a submissive who has accidentally been smothered to death while giving his/her top anal-oral sex. While involuntary manslaughter is a frequent occurance during BDSM sessions, the term "Butt Snuffing" is a neologism directly attributable to, and first seen in print in, the novel Permanent Obscurity by Richard Perez.

"That's it, baby! Tongue-f*ck my @ss!" I growled.

I heard a groan come from beneath me. His hands were clinging desperately to my hips, his fingers really digging in. "Perv," I thought. His groans grew louder, his whole body stiffened, as he seemed to be approaching that peak.

Then I noticed that the man wasn't moving. His hands had dropped off my body. His face was still burried underneath me. "That's kinda weird," I thought.

In the weeks that followed the murder, the newspapers had a field day with my unintentional butt snuffing...

Butt Snuffing by sexploitation July 25, 2010

snurfing 

Snow surfing. The precursor to snowboarding. Snurfers were first sold in retail stores in 1965.

Good snow day, let's head to the hill and go snurfing.

snurfing by Tiggerjeff February 15, 2010

Sniffing the cobra

After scratching your balls and/or ass you raise your hand as if it is a cobra about to strike and sniff the tips of you fingers.

Man I saw that dude sniffing the cobra in the locker room yesterday.

Sniffing the cobra by The Sikness June 30, 2011

Sniffing Dick 

The process of doing absolutely nothing at work.

Man those guys over there never do anything productive. They are always just bullshitting about fantasy football and banging chicks. They are always sniffing dick.

Sniffing Dick by DTallon October 15, 2009

ball snarffling 

The process through which a funny sound is made when there is suckage of the balls.

Lyndsay has many talents, but her forte is ball snarffling.

ball snarffling by Jon, John, and Judah July 4, 2006