Dick Smoking Donkey Humper

Someone who rolls a cigar out of foreskin and smokes it while humping, or giving anal, to a donkey.

That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.

Dick Smoking Donkey Humper by Sharklordmofos August 27, 2016

cock-smoking shit-dick 

An insult which infers that the person likes to suck cocks and fuck assholes.

Give me back my money, you cock-smoking shit-dick!

cock-smoking shit-dick by Jennifiend April 20, 2007

Smoking the glass dick 

Slang used to describe someone who is smoking meth, as a "glass dick" typically refers to a meth pipe.

"She's lost a ton of weight. I hope she's not smoking the glass dick."

Smoking the glass dick by ErinNotAaron September 16, 2013

Smoking with your dick

When you just feel like you have to smoke an L and you go into your back yard or nearby park (usually on a school day) and you blaze up alone. But then you realize that you have your dick with you and it's all good.

It was Wednesday afternoon and I just couldn't wait until Friday night so I called some friends to hit and L with me but they were doing homework so I went over to that park around the corner and wound up just smoking with my dick. It was pretty chill.

Guy 1: Smoking with your dick is lame. You have nothing to do when you're high!
Guy 2: Are you joking?

Smoking with your dick by fuzzy473 October 21, 2009

Smoking nic and sucking dick 

The act of inhaling vape or juul mist, then sucking one's penis right after and slowly exhaling the vape mist onto said penis.

what are you doing this weekend?
smoking nic and sucking dick baby UHUHH-

Smoking nic and sucking dick by Boldandbrashtrash October 18, 2019

Smokin' Dick 

When a person is out of line; trippin, or he/she just got shit fucked up.
Also another way of calling someone stupid.

You spent all your money on this fake ass chain!? You must be smokin' dick.

Smokin' Dick by Sweet&No February 1, 2009

Smokin' Dick 

- When someone is tripping hard asf.

" Yo, Bobby & them just cussed at his mom..."

" YO THAT NIGGA MUST BE SMOKIN' DICK"

Smokin' Dick by UglehNikkTaiBow January 25, 2017