Smirting 

The act of flirting with someone while smoking outside a pub

Met this dope chick last night while smirting outside the Belle Vue, got her number and she's hot for me to give her a bell!

Smirting by Richard Brooks October 17, 2007

down shirting

when you look down a girls shirt when nobody's looking

dude, were you just down shirting my girlfriend

down shirting by ploikm October 18, 2008

a-shirting

The act of physically assaulting ones wife when she gets out of line or becomes a habitual line stepper.

Corey's wife just spent money on a new purse, he'll be a-shirting her when he gets home.

a-shirting by BeastMaster513 January 5, 2010

skirtinkle 

verb or noun: wet spot found around the hem of a skirt, caused by not clearing the toilet bowl of all material.

Dude, your girlfriend has major skirtinkle. Time to wring out.

skirtinkle by BJSnappySnap2 July 9, 2009

Sbirting 

Distracting the parents of your victims with flashcards and revision guides.
Generally bamboozling by talking lots but saying little, usually to get away with something.

"What's he doing with all those revision guides? They don't do exams at preschool"
"Shhh! He's sbirting"

Sbirting by shoto-cunt May 13, 2019

Skitting 

It is a word commonly used for dancing or sqeaking the tekkie.

Last night i was at truth night club and was skitting till the sun came up

Skitting by Scholtie April 21, 2018

skitting 

1. Skitting- to tease, bully, or fool someone
2.-In scotland- to take a dump, to excrete

1. "and you're ugly- nah- I'm only skitting "
2. "S/he's gone skitting"

skitting by Lord and Lost September 13, 2003