Simmons Hacks 

Matt Simmons Hacks

While the aspiring young Cisco student passed the test with ease, the jerk in the corner pulled out Simmons Hacks and failed horribly.

Simmons Hacks by Zach Taylor December 11, 2003

simmons sip

when you ask for a sip of someone’s drink and down it

“can i have some of your drink”
“yeah just don’t simmons sip it”

simmons sip by helpihavebeenimpaled September 28, 2021

Simmons College 

An all girl's school in Boston MA. Known for its challenging academics and tight knit community of alumni, Simmons college has every type of girl from rich white preppy snobs, to butch lesbians who refuse to shave. Most of the girls that go there are rejects from Wellesley College, Smith College and Mt. Holyoke.

"You hooked up with a girl from Simmons College? Did she have a shaved head?"

Simmons College by Jenna Samuels August 7, 2005

Simmons and Spy 

An old married couple whose sex life involves lots of red shells, knives, and table flipping. Spy is Simmons little bitch, but they love each other deep down.

"I saw Simmons and Spy at the hospital again. Simmons got a red shell stuck inside her and Spy had lots of stab wounds and wood splinters to dig out."

Simmons and Spy by JMAD_1979 August 4, 2023

Simmons Collage

As in an all Girls College in Boston, Go here and meet more lesbians than you ever did back home and take manditory feminism classes, also never say the word gay or risk being attacked, Located right near Fenway enjoy the Red Sox rioting right outside your dorm room.

Hey I go to simmons.
when was the last time you saw a boy?
about two weeks ago.

Simmons Collage by lola January 9, 2005

simmons zhu

A kingly name that’s meant to achieve extraordinary success that most people dream of.
First name is Originated from UK while the last name is originated from China.
Zhu was the same last name of the Emperor of Ming Dynasty which ruled China from 1368 to 1644 A.D.

Here you are. Number 1 on the chart just like the legendary Simmons Zhu.

simmons zhu by Ching Chong 123 November 23, 2021

Simmons Classic 

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table

Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic

Simmons Classic by Anelly221 January 10, 2022