I like your shoelaces 

A *secret* phrase used to try to identify fellow bloggers from Tumblr. Used on other websites or in real life regardless of the footwear they are wearing.

The correct response is "I stole them from the president."

"Hey, uh... I like your shoelaces?"
"I stole them from the president *snigger*"
(Exchange URLs etc)

I like your shoelaces by elemeno-pee.tumblr.com November 20, 2012

Survelate 

The act of surveillance . The the creepy art of watching those that are unaware they are being watched.

Nick went to survelate a house he thought his girlfriend was messing around at. Nick went to survelate a bunch of crack dealers.

Survelate by That's SimSa with 2 capitol Ss August 15, 2012

Shoremate 

A term used by naval personnel to communicate with one another when not knowing the persons rank/rate/name. Unlike the term 'shipmate' this term is used while being in a shore duty station and is a more friendly, less aggressive term, and positive to accomplish a goal without seeming hostile .

Hey shoremate how's your day going?
Shoremate i noticed your blowsing strap came loose please fix it.
Shoremate duty section is secured you are relieved for liberty.

Shoremate by Doddfather July 25, 2019

shoelace belt 

You have totally missed the point of a shoelace belt. Skateboarders wear it for functionality not style it doesn't feel very comfortable having a real belt digging in your side while bending down for pop. True some belts feel better than others, but it does not compare to a shoelace belt.

People not being lazy or trying to be cool while wearing a shoelace belt example REAL skateboarders.

shoelace belt by bigohiostatus April 18, 2008

Shoelace 

The pattern of a mans released load, forms the pattern of a shoelace.

Someone just pulled a Gary Coleman, and shoelaced the toilet seat.

Shoelace by MG Boys November 21, 2004

Shoveltusk 

Shoveltusk, annoying, well known troll, often trolling in trade chat. Well known in World of Warcraft on the Draenor server for being the leader of the 900+ member guild, ruining For the Horde raids run by Bonbloc, and controlling a large part of the Horde auction house. Has trolled thousands.

I hate Shoveltusk.
Shoveltusk has been in trade for hours.
Shoveltusk is on 24/7!

Shoveltusk by Jph82 June 15, 2011

Tying Shoelaces 

A euphemism (another word for) giving a blowjob. Comes from the scene in Harry Potter and the half blood prince when Ginny and Harry are talking, and Ginny says "shoelace" and bends down to tie Harry's shoelace, but it looks like she's going to suck his cock.

Ron: where is Ginny?
Hermione: probably tying shoelaces.
Ron: what? whose?
Hermione: Harry's.
Ron: WTF?!

Tying Shoelaces by SexyRanchDressingMan August 17, 2009