Shitstand 

The act of doing a handstand and taking a shit. Prefferably in or around a bathroom. Defying the very laws of nature and gravity itself. For support legs can be planted on the adjacent wall.

The only reported case was in a rural town, by a boy named Jay. No video evidence has surfaced, only eyewitness accounts of a few friends and confidants. Speculators say such an act is not possible, but that's for you to decide.

Odd thing happened today, went into the bathroom and saw some guy's hands on the floor under the stall and his feet peaking over the top. From all the grunting, I think he was doing a shitstand.

Shitstand by Jay McGorty February 5, 2009

assless shit stained chaps 

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting

Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!

assless shit stained chaps by A-BJ May 19, 2006

shitstain 

One resembling skidmarks upon the undershorts of life.

Osama, you are such a shitstain.

shitstain by Bob the Dog April 16, 2006

ShitStain 

its shit that got hammed into your underwear. occurs when u dont wipe your ass after a soupy shit, some gets stuck on your ass crack and this is called (magoo) this could harden into a poob(see poob), also, if somebody is trying to act funny by doing a fake fart, and that results in shitting in your pants and no funny farting sound, u have gained nothing funny out u it, but only a nasty shitstain on your underwear that is embaressing to yourself and others when they see it, or find out about it...

he took a crap, but all his ass hairs prevented it from reaching the toilet and acted as a net, he also ran out of toilet paper, so he went to the store and he came home and later found a shitstain that got hammed on his underwear

ShitStain by slapapig September 27, 2003

Russian Shitstain 

A Russian Shitstain is when a guy slaps his shit covered paynus horizontally across a man's face, leaving shit marks that look like warpaint.

He tried to pretend the smudges on his face were Nutella, but the smell let us know that he was just the willing participant of a Russian Shitstain.

Russian Shitstain by Zeus ADCU November 11, 2013

shit-stained-balls 

disorder that occurs when, as you wipe your ass after pooping, you wipe back to front, spreading said poop to your balls. If done repeatedly, your balls will retain a shit-esque tint.

No, no, no! Front to back, not back to front! Are you trying to give me shit-stained-balls?

shit-stained-balls by Andrew H Smith May 31, 2006

shitstain 

An utterly objectionable and despised individual.. especially one whose personality is compounded by subnormal intelligence.

Sith Whilley is a shitstain on the ass of the human race.

shitstain by SNELDAWG January 13, 2006