No Shit Sherlock 

This means "obviously" but you say this if u wanna be sarcastic.

John: Hey bob, I am talking right now!

Bob: No Shit Sherlock!

No Shit Sherlock by Why you even reading this? November 14, 2017

no shit sherlock 

meaning 'well of course dumbass!'
other phrases like this include grass is green

bob: i lost my brain! =)
jim: no shit sherlock

no shit sherlock by =virus.exe= November 30, 2004

No Shit Sherlock!! 

It's like the person said something that was pointing out the obvious....kinda like "no duhh!"

person one: The sky is blue!!
Person two: No Shit Sherlock!!

No Shit Sherlock!! by Bob Marley LOver!! lol jk jnm November 22, 2010

no shit sherlock 

duh.

what you say when someone says something very obvious.

Dude: tomorow is monday. we have school on mondays.
Dude 2: no shit sherlock!

no shit sherlock by Hugs4TheEmoKid July 4, 2005

No shit, Sherlock 

Asshole version of 'indeed'.

Sherlock: It appears as though my obsession with Moriarty has finally gotten the better of me.

Watson: No shit, Sherlock.

*Sherlock proceeds to kick the shit out of Watson.*

No shit, Sherlock by vermillion22 November 18, 2013

No Shit Sherlock 

When someone says something that is very obvious

The boss tells everyone through the P.A. that David got fired

David at home: Gerald, i got fired

Gerald: No Shit Sherlock!

No Shit Sherlock by pseudonym ツ October 5, 2020

no shit 

One of those miraculous phrases that makes the English language great. Depending on how it is said, can signify either genuine suprise or annoyance with the obvious.

First case: often said slowly, emphasizing each word and with "shit" often raised slightly. = "You don't say"

Second case: usually said quickly and without as much emphasis, for you really just want to get on with your life and not listen to this fucktard anymore

Yeah no shit tell me something I don't know.

no shit by ToastedBread July 7, 2011