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Closet Shaver 

When a man shaves his arm pits, arms, legs, or other part of the body and is secretive about doing so.
A man shaves his arms and wears long sleeve shirts to hide it from his friends. This man is a closet shaver.
Closet Shaver by Shortyyguy August 3, 2013

Suede-shaver 

Someone who wears low-end/fake designer clothing in order to appear better than they are.
Suede-shaver: A fake/pleather jacket, knock-off designer clothing, cheap suit in an effort to appear better than they are.
Suede-shaver by The crud101 April 12, 2017

shit shaver 

Somebody who tries to refine a poor or unusable piece of work, in the hope that it may become usable. A variation of "polishing a turd".
There's no point in shit-shaving that piece of crap, Nigel.
shit shaver by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Kenneth E Shaver II

Kenneth E Shaver II is a new author on a horror kick and one of the few people on Earth who would actually welcome a full-fledged zombie attack with open arms...Perhaps as a result of his strange compunctions, Kenneth lives alone and is currently chained in one of his writing dungeons located somewhere in Ohio and/or New York. Kenneth's first horror novel Contamination was self published amid much trepidation....His second, traditionally published horror novel Vampire Kid/Dark Passage can be found worldwide, and is part one of a planned series of ten books.
Have you read anything by Kenneth E Shaver II?

matthew shaver 

a fat autistic angry 18 year old whom lives in las vegas whom still cant get over his 14 year old ex girlfriend. he may also be the shooter in the las vegas shooting.
matthew shaver by iwanttodie45 November 15, 2017

Ass Shaver 

I bought an ass shaver to get those hard to reach butt hairs!
Ass Shaver by poo June 17, 2004