shakiba 

In ancient Persia, She married to Cyrus the great... She was also known for her sleeping habit ; She was sleep while Cyrus the great was expanding his empire ...
But in Modern Persia, she is well defined as one of the loveliest girl in the planet

Please wake up Shakiba, it's almost tomorrow

shakiba by Niloo May 28, 2008

Shakiba 

Shakiba means someone who can handle difficulties gracefully, patient.
Shakiba is one of a kind, a ray of sunshine. She is the living definition of perfect and truly glitters.
She is the one that everyone loves, but please don't envy her, that's actually a burden.

dearest someone: you'll eventually get fed up with this...
Shakiba: darling, don't dare me to be patient, that's my name.

Shakiba by sun. March 10, 2020

shaking the can 

From the game "Shake it up" on Mario Party 8 for the Wii, in which a player must shake his/her can for 5 seconds and whoever has the highest stream wins. Naturally, this became a great innuendo for jerking off.

-Where the hell is John?
-Probably shaking the can.

shaking the can by Live Texas Boatshow February 9, 2008

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman 

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012

Shakiki 

A newly implemented stat in basketball, not yet recognized in the NBA/WNBA but notoriously found in street games and small leagues, where a player of any position defecates on the floor and another player slips and falls down the court. This rule is limited to 4 droppings of feces per half, excess of that would be considered a fertimental foul .

In addition to a shakiki, there is the BrownForward; a new starting position which has been implemented for those who excel exceptionally in the category of shakiki’s. The BrownForward is usually a subsitute position for the PointGuard.

Example:
John Doe is a BrownGuard with 15 points 12 assist 10 rebound and 23 shakiki’s
( a quadruple-double)

This means that he managed to get one or multiple players to slip on his feces 23 times within the game.

Carlos: Hey Sam you wanna go eat at cici’s pizza? They’re brownies are pretty good.

Sam: I’m down, I got practice in an hour and coach has been annoyed I haven’t been putting up too many shakiki’s on the statboard lately. Those brownies will definitely give me the boost I need!

Shakiki by ShakikiMan September 30, 2022

Sakic'd 

1. It is when you are playing goaltender in hockey and have every possible angle cut off, yet the player still manages to go top shelf on you.

2. Also means to stick your hand underneath a lawnmower or in a snowblower and the end result being your hand getting fucked up.

Named after the legendary hockey player Joe Sakic, who at the age of 38 still managed to get 100 points. At the age of 39 in the game of his career he had an altercation with a Honda HS928 snowblower but lost 1 to nothing. Synonymous with the word owned.

1. Patrick Roy who played most of his career with Joe Sakic and the Colorado Avalanche never got Sakic'd nearly as much as he should have.

2. Little Bobby Jr.: Aaaaahhhhh!
Big Bobby Sr.: I told you 10 thousand times not to stick your fucking hand in the snowblower Bobby. I hate to say this son, but you just got Sakic'd!

Sakic'd by SKYYGUYY March 29, 2009

shability 

'Sha' means 'silly' in Chinese. 'Bi' means 'pussy' in Chinese. 'A silly pussy' means 'a fool' or 'a person that makes everything worse'.

Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability.

shability by jokhva January 16, 2008