Shaggered 

1. The passive perception of finding a object that is completely broken, distorted, shattered, destroyed. The use of a Shaggered object is completely invalid due to how messed up it is.

2. To completely mess up a sentence, making a typical teen correct them self’s with “*” or to talk gibberish before rewording what you initially were going to say.

“Man dude, I was walking in a abandoned building and I found a staircase that was completely shaggered; so I couldn’t go up.”

Shaggered by Vlandor May 28, 2019

Top Shagger 

A man who stands above the simple shagger. ‘Top’ shagger status is only achieved after many years of partying, seducing women & generally not giving 2 fucks about what people think. Often loved by fellow lads but hated by females in the local area.

Here’s the Top Shagger, what a man you are.

Top Shagger by SchoolGeek3000 August 6, 2018

Shaggin Wagon 

Pimped out 60's - 80's van usualy comes with a couch, waterbed, strobe lights, lava lamps. Used for the specific purpose of getting laid and/or high.

I love my shaggin wagon. It's McFreakin Pimp.

Shaggin Wagon by WaCha McWang December 6, 2003

Shauggie Style 

Performing sexual acts with a straight, open-mouthed face, usually becuase your cat died a year before

Guy 1: Why did you do that girl Shauggie Style
Shaugger: My cat died a year ago

Shauggie Style by Shauggmaster January 9, 2010

shaggedy weeps 

A word to say when you are taking something back. Or if you are bothering someone you can say "shaggedy,", but when you are taking something back you can say weeps or shaggedy weeps.

"Do you want a slice of pizza? Here you go. Shaggedy Weeps!" (Takes back slice of pizza and eats it)

shaggedy weeps by shaggedymaster August 22, 2011

Stevie half shagged 

When you have had sexual intercourse with someone, but they have done a poor/incomplete job

I hope i am never stevie half shagged

Stevie half shagged by Alcohol slangs January 6, 2019

SKETTY GIRAFFE SHAGGER 

A big idiot

YO YOURE SUCH A SKETTY GIRAFFE SHAGGER BILL!

SKETTY GIRAFFE SHAGGER by JacobBazScalpathus May 30, 2019