Swabbed 

When a cotton swab is inserted up your nose for medical testing (the rona).

Bro, I just got swabbed. I swear that swab touched my brain

Yo! I heard you got swabbed last week! You got the Kung flu?

Swabbed by REKTASAUROUS July 20, 2020

Getting stabbed 

I’m fucking bleeding everywhere oh god

“IM FUCKING GETTING STABBED OH GOD WHY OH MY MOM I STILL OWE HER LUNCH MONEY FROM LAST TUESDAY WAHT THE FUCK CLARENCE WHY DID YOU FUCKING STAB ME”

Getting stabbed by Jaxilla November 22, 2019

Shabbadoo 

One of the first members of the Lockers dance group (started by Don Campbell in 1970.) Shabbadoo also was part of a hip hop dance show called "Breaking" before joining the Lockers

Look at Shabbadoo go!

Shabbadoo by Cam Parsons May 10, 2005

and then I totally stabbed some guy 

the new "and then i found five dollars"
an expression used to salvage a bad story

"so yeah i had this dream and you were in it and we were in this car but it looked really weird and there was a talking fish and it was just like...woah......"

-silence-

....and then i totally stabbed some guy

and then I totally stabbed some guy by plastic_tree October 19, 2006

Stabbed 

When a male has "got it goin' on". In other words, he's got the entire package- looks, smarts, skills, killer personality, everything.

Girl 1: "I met a boy thats hot, going to Northwestern and loves to cook. Too good to be true, he must be gay or something."

Girl 2: "I dunno Northwestern boys are usually preeetttyy stabbed...."

Stabbed by brucewaynebrady July 9, 2011

Slabbed

To be be fucked up or to be fucking a bitch.

“Bro I slabbed the shit out of Vanessa last night”.

Slabbed by Rickin rankin February 5, 2019

stabbedomen 

What the abdomen becomes following violent stabbing action

"Man did you hear, Mark got mugged in the park last night."
"Oh shit, is he alright?"
"Well, he's got a stabbedomen now."

stabbedomen by deadheadyates September 6, 2016