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A word used by little kids who think they're drunk
That party got me so schwasted last night.. I don't remember anything after I fell asleep.. I might have been on marijuana
schwasted by genericwhitemale February 10, 2008
when your get so drunk you trying to proclaim yourself "super wasted" but can only mutter the single word SCHWASTED
dude bro man, last party i banged 32 biotches and got schwasted! (high five and butt slaps follow among ultimate bros and frats)
schwasted by alokaler November 1, 2010
The act of getting so wasted you add "Sch".

-Can be used simultaneously with Schwipsy
1. Yo dude, I got so schwasted last night!

2. Yo dude, I cant wait to get Schwasted and Schwispy tonight!
- simultaneously with Schwipsy
Schwasted by DubbinMau5 September 9, 2010
beyond wasted or fubar-fucked up beyond all recoginition.
another way to say your lit or blasted or bombed.
dude i so schwasted last night.
man did you see dave he was schwasted.
Schwasted: when you are really drumk mixing shitty and wasted.
i am getting schwasted tonight.
schwasted by d.1-72 March 26, 2012
Look at that prick! He's sooooo schwasted lmao
Schwasted by Annie Puthhar December 17, 2014