The schlitz 

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and your bowel movements are both urgent and diarrhea. Can last beyond your first movement.

I woke up this morning with The schlitz because I drank a whole 24 pack,

The schlitz by DrDeadAche September 7, 2017

dick schlitz 

when the penis peeks out of the underwear slit when sitting down or on a cool summer day. It's often accidental and a common thing to happen when walking to the bathroom in the morning.

Jeff Liggett forgot to plug in the iron as his dick schlitz appeared.

dick schlitz by Jeff Liggett July 6, 2009

Schlitz

The creation of a new orifice in a person's body, followed by intercourse with the incision.

Don't fall asleep at that party, those dudes will totally schlitz you.

Schlitz by octopusofthesea November 9, 2010

Schlitz

The sound your dick makes when you bring it in at too steep an angle during sex, and it pops out of the girl's vagina.

That was the loudest schlitz I've ever heard.

Schlitz by J-Roc in the Heezy October 8, 2008

schlitz

A state of uncontrolable bowel movements often after particpating in a long athletic event

My ass was so dirty, I had the shlitz for three days after that damn marathon!

schlitz by Aaron L January 29, 2005

schlitz

To breath and spit.

The retarded kid schlitzed all over me when he was speaking.

schlitz by Jake March 29, 2003

emma schlitz 

The absolute most best girl any guy could ever dream of having. She is always there right by your side when you need her and she is always so supportive and loving. She is the most beautiful girl on Earth and if any guy has the chance to meet her or even better to date her needs to cherish every single second because this girl will win your heart over and you won't ever be able to get her out of your mind. She can make you happy even at the darkest of times just by talking to her, you want to pick her up and hold her every time you see her and you could kiss her all night long because she is just so beautiful and amazing.

I love Emma Schlitz .

emma schlitz by greenbay1 October 18, 2017