Scarce 

/noun/
1. the insufficient amount of a supply to meet the needs of noun(s)
2. a tall or bloated man
3. a forced meme
/verb/
1. To walk into the open from behind something
/adj/

1. a red plaid
2. fat or large

"..I am one with nature"
"Hey what's up guys. Scarce here."

Scarce by Derpy Einstein December 14, 2016

sarcasmonaut 

An individual so highly skilled and proficient in the art of sarcasm that they have metaphorically escaped the limits of earth-bound sarcasm, and are now exploring the sarcastic heavens.

Wow. They told me Jake was sarcastic, but he's like, sarcasmonaut.

sarcasmonaut by Sal Scozzari September 12, 2005

Sarcastic Voyage 

1. A weekly to bi-weekly podcast featuring noted American Ron Aalgar Watt and is pasty Canadian sidekick Matt Rowbotham.
2. A voyage taken with sarcasm.

3. Questions asked and answered by assholes and a regular basis.

Guy 1: Did you listen to the Sarcastic Voyage the other day?
Guy 2: Damn straight, they answered a question from Deek Winsome on the air. It was the best Sarcastic Voyage ever!

Sarcastic Voyage by Deek Windsome October 17, 2011

Sarcapathy 

A union of the words apathy and sarcasm. Expressing one's apathy with contempt that is not discernable by others as real or facetious.

Amway Salesman: "If you sell 18 feather dusters to everyone in your downline, you can be a millionaire in three weeks!"

Salesman's Brother-in-law: "You need a breath mint."

Sarcapathy by Buttafoooko April 22, 2005

sarcasmist 

1) one who employs sarcasm often and well
2) one who studies the use of sarcasm

When sarcasm is mistakenly taken seriously, either the speaker is a lacking sarcasmist in the first sense of the word, or the listener and interpreter is lacking in the second (or, most often, both).

"Poe's Law kind of ruins it even for a skilled sarcasmist."

sarcasmist by Linguist1620 August 15, 2009

Sarcancer 

When someone is sarcastic in such a way that the sarcastic comment actually contributes nothing to the discussion. Also when the sarcastic statement is just retarded.

Person A: Man, I've really been having a lot of issues with gardening recently. It has really been bumming me out how all of my tomato plants die.
Person B: You know, my dad has done well with bell peppers! And tomatoes, so he could probably give you some tips.
Person A: Dang, I could sure use a couple dollars. I'm not a waiter or anything though.
Person B: ...
Person B: You know the world would be just fine without all of your sarcancer.

Sarcancer by Goldjohney June 3, 2016

sarc! 

sarcasm

Adding the word in brackets so as nobody misunderstands the true meaning of a sarcastic statement: (sarc!)

sarc! by Leonidas299 September 17, 2013