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scaramucci 

the fluids or solids resulting from one's inability to control bowel movements; stool (feces) which has leaked unexpectedly from the rectum. Scaramucci can range from being an accidental or occasional leakage of stool while passing gas, to a full-blown loss of bowel control.
Scott was upset by the decision, that it literally dislodged the scaramucci from him while we were all sitting in the conference room.

I thought it was a fart, but it was a scaramucci.
scaramucci by Fred Ghurkin July 23, 2017
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pull a scaramucci

(Phrase). To be fired within one's first ten days at a new job due to gross incompetence.
If you {pull a scaramucci} it is generally considered to be a great embarrassment.

Scaramucci Number 

A palindrome number that is divisible by 11, such as 121, 1331, and 123,456,787,654,321—a "mirror number" that is a multiple of 11.
Anthony worked at the White House for almost a Scaramucci number of hours, before he's fired.
Scaramucci Number by MathPlus August 6, 2017

Scaramucci 

common misspelling for scaramouche

i forgot what comes next
a: have you seen scaramucci?
b: scara who now?
a: the guy from genshin!
b: oh you meant scaramouche?
a: ...yes.
Scaramucci by chrïstïne June 21, 2021

scaramucci 

a lying, paranoid, tweaking cocaine addict; a "coke fiend."
That scaramucci is tweaking something fierce.
scaramucci by Lissehteleindil July 27, 2017

Scaramucci 

"An embarrassingly brief unit of time."
"He barely even lasted a scaramucci. Bing bang bong and he was done."
Scaramucci by bloodface January 24, 2019

Scaramucci 

An incredibly short amount of time compared to what was expected. Specifically used in politics.
He only lasted 1/2 a Scaramucci as the President's lawyer!
Scaramucci by mycroft16 October 10, 2019