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A very handsome person who gets loved and crushed on everyday by very beautiful girls he is the most sexiest person on earth
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Sargent Winklepance 

Code for "Sargent Winklepants": A sargent who's goal in life is to catch angry raccoons running about the town, take a tinkle and dookie on every single lawn in the neighborhood, and break wind as often as possible; often found in random towns across the West Coast and Alaska.
"Dude did you see that Sargent Winklepance, Joe?" "Yeah he sharted all over my driveway..."
A teacher that teaches ccp but never shows up
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Sargent by ThomasJefferson69 March 12, 2019

Daniel Sargent 

He is the biggest nonce alive and when a girl says hello to him he immediately gets a boner and will want to fist you, also he likes to be gay but is actually straight he does this by whispering behind your neck like a pedo and says come with me baby.
If somebody knows a Daniel Sargent stay away from them

Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653 

Sargent Will's Personal Message: Tracking of the 863 Code on the area of 99,635,6531

Tracking of I.S.L.F on go in Brazil base .255.

Code: 74368GA
Signal: 440-4k
TJD: Sargent T. Arent

Commander Renege Personal Message: Will's if this gets out to the Soviets then know what to do
Location: Russia, ***,**,*****

Sargent Will's Personal Message: I understand and i will do everything in my power to not let this get out

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12/24/21 Code Reader
Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653
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Code Reader Tag: 673,378,923

010011010110010101010101010110

kevin edward sargent 

he is the best boyfriend ever! 😻 I love him so much. He is literally the most kindest person I know! He is the best! 💗💞
Kevin Edward Sargent is my boyfriend.