Severe Simp Syndrome (SSS) 

When you dont focus on your life and start simping for some random girl who doesnt even know your exist its so severe it can break even the strongest friendships apart to much simping can lead to simpititis where your only state is not to fill the needs of yourself but to simp for a random twitch thot, while simultaneously ruining your life.

"bro Brandon just keeps simping he almost died one time he has Severe Simp Syndrome (SSS) many are getting diagnosed each year😔😔"

Severe Simp Syndrome (SSS) by yoobster('') October 15, 2022

Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) 

Is when you take a shit in a paper bag then slap someone in the face with it.

Bill: That fucking chode pissed me off so much yesterday i gave him a Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) and he cried. He smelt like shit for the rest of the day.

Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) by ChoadZilla69 February 23, 2010

SSS 

Shoot, Shovel, Shut-up. A way of eliminating unwanted acquaintances.

I think a little SSS might solve this problem

SSS by Mazeman June 28, 2006

SSS 

Small sample size

Dumb-ass baseball fan: "Dude, Aaron Rowand is hitting .353 over the past week"
Fan: "SSS, he's hitting .219 over the whole year, he'll back to striking out on sliders in the dirt in no time"

SSS by hank25 July 31, 2010

SSS 

Super Stealthy Stalker

Lucy is such a good SSS, she can find anything about anyone, anywhere!

SSS by notyourrouter August 9, 2012

Sweaty Sack Syndrome (SSS) 

When a males body is seemingly dry and clean as if one had just gotten out of a shower. Somehow, the ball sack has managed to be more greasy, sweaty, and nasty then a fat bitch in a tight T after a concert.

Louis: Hey Nick, how you feelin' today man?

Nick: Like a boss, except i got this mother fuckin Sweaty Sack Syndrome (SSS) going on.
Sick.

Sweaty Sack Syndrome (SSS) by Louieice22 October 23, 2011

A SSS 

A shit, shower and shave

When I get home from work I usally take a SSS

A SSS by Ihavefriends October 2, 2014