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shrubbery cunt 

When I was fucking her , she Kepler screaming elm, elm, elm and my names mat . She's a shrubbery cunt.
shrubbery cunt by Geo P June 24, 2021

Adult Shrubbery 

A G-rated phrase for "pubes" or "pubic hair".
I woke up this morning with gum in my adult shrubbery and I have no idea how it got there.

Aggravated Shrubbery 

To savagely beat someone with a common low-lying shrub whilst aggravated.
Verm returns home to find his wife doing another man. He gets aggravated thus feels the need to beat her with a shrub. Verm was sentenced to five years community prostitution service after allegedly committing Aggravated Shrubbery against his wife.

Porcelain Shrubbery 

A small area of pubic hair that sometimes can be found laying on the outer rim of any given toilet.
"I gotta piss man."
"Dude make sure to watch out for the porcelain shrubbery."

"Buy Oxy-clean! The fastest cleaning agent for your bathroom. Gets off even the sketchiest shrubbery!"

Quim Shrubbery 

Quim shrub· bery | \ ˈshrə-b(ə-)rē , especially Southern ˈsrə- \
plural, quim shrubberies
Definition of shrubbery
: a planting or growth badly kept quim shrubs
Examples of quim shrubbery in a Sentence

'' My goodness dear your quim shrubbery does need a tidying up''
Goodness the woman's quim shrubbery was an absolute disgrace
Quim Shrubbery by Flooksy January 9, 2021

Horse Shrubbery 

The disgusting shmegma coated pubes of a horse
See: bullshit
This is some fucking horse shrubbery
Horse Shrubbery by Frogy120 August 22, 2023