d my s 

a quick and easy way to say delight my scrotum.

also can be used to say dust my snatch.

hey rayko, can you d my s real quick?

d my s by addie farr January 22, 2008

d my b's 

Short for dip my balls. Often referring to the female's mouth where males suggest they would like to place their testicles.

Look at the hottie... I'd like to d my b's in that.

d my b's by Hung Hero January 17, 2006

j'd in my p's

A shortening of the ever-popular catch phrase "I jizzed in my pants."

Korean #1: Hey I heard StarCraft 2 is coming out in late 2009.
Korean #2: Yeah, when Blizzard announced that, I j'd in my p's.

j'd in my p's by mastashih April 3, 2009

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous 

The maximum limit of proper terms alot like the predisessor accept it will instantly grant you insane levels of power,

Friend: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
You: what do you mean I'm alone?
Friend: whispers to someone*

You: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
Friend: wipes forehead*
You: bro whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous forehead did you just wipe?
Friend: visibly nervous

Friend: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
You: what do you mean I'm alone?
Friend: whispers to someone*

You: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous are you talking to?
Friend: wipes forehead*
You: bro whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous forehead did you just wipe?
Friend: visibly nervous

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous by your official obovement February 1, 2020

went from a’s to d’s and so did my grades 

going from “aggression” to “determination” in an environment of work and education :)

went from a’s to d’s and so did my grades, so now my “aggression” turned into “determination”.

went from a’s to d’s and so did my grades by trishlovesfish January 23, 2021

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous

The ultimate form of asking for some sex

Man:whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous sex?
Hooker: I think I had a stroke.

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous by ChadSlurper September 22, 2020

Where's my dad 

He went for milk and never came back

Where's my dad mom?

Where's my dad by Idontknowwhattomakemyname July 11, 2020