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1) Ronaldo - Once pretty special Brazilian soccer star, most goals in world cup history.. blah blah
now a fat loser who can go sit on the sidelines scoffing cakes with wayne rooney the bogan

2) Cristiano Ronaldo - spunky portugese spunk spunk who gave rooney the bogan what he deserved. famous for stepovers, dramatic dives and that bod, gotta love the soccer tradition of swapping shirts
1) Ive gained a bit of weight, i cant run for shit and im past my prime.. shit im turning into a real ronaldo

2) Im young, im spunky and i can play soccer real good.. shit im turning into a real cristiano
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An broad term used to describe any young person, usually in a sporting environment when they are playing with older people.
Why does the coach bring up so many ronaldo's to our trainings?

You wont believe how bad this ronaldo is, I din't understand how he hasnt been dropped by the coach yet.
Ronaldo by ChizzGod December 25, 2019
An annoying person that usually makes friends easily. But, isn't the best at school, like, at all. Usually hispanic, skinny, and sometimes gay.
Ronaldo is gay for Jeffrey
Ronaldo by A__Fan May 31, 2018
He is an over confident man who is still good at what he does but at nothing else
Ronaldo scores
Ronaldo by Cipe11 December 8, 2017
Who loves to score penalty. He dives frequently. Penalties are overhyping his career.
He is Ronaldo.
Ronaldo by DiverPenaldo October 10, 2020
A guy who is shy at first, but turns out to be really cool. He is a good dresser and likes to wipe his hands in plastic bags.
guy 1: *cleans cheetos off hands with a plastic bag*

guy 2: don't be a Ronaldo
Ronaldo by Stunzy August 25, 2018
Ronaldos are some spunky ass bitches. Probably Italian like 80% of the time and at least 20% communist. Ronaldos are some pimpy dudes (or dudettes, you do you).
YO RONALDO! FETCH ME THAT BALL LAD!
Ronaldo by queeeen8 April 10, 2019