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Total replacement therapy 

When something is so badly damaged that the only option is to get a new one; it might be a critical component, or the whole thing.
"Can you fix it ?"

"No. Your hard drive is screwed. Total replacement therapy is indicated."

"Bugger !"

Great Replacement 

When Facebook or Twitter redesign their interface and then roll it out to everybody so you can't use the old one, even though it's a steaming load of crap.
Facebook updated Messenger again? Great, even though this new design is crap here comes the Great Replacement all over again.

love replacement 

A love replacement is something that someone uses to compensate for a lack of love. A brokenhearted person might use a love replacement to replace the person they love and crave the most.

Examples of Love replacements include:

-Alcohol.

-commonly Food.
-Drugs or Cigarettes.
-Art or music.

-Phone/Computer.
-In rare cases Jewelry or expensive goods such as gold.

Food is the most common one, also seen as comfort food.

Jewelry or gold is quite uncommon and usually occurs when the person, usually woman, is around the person they love everyday and therefore need something to distract them from it.
Love replacement
Lina comfort eats.

Lambba is an alcoholic.

Jasmine obsesses over diamonds, all because of Jack.
love replacement by Lovely millie January 17, 2013

Erase And Replace 

To erase something and replace it with something else.

Used as a joke when fed up or not wanting to deal with a particular person.
"That damn kid pissed me off at brunch today. I'm gonna erase and replace his ass"

Obama supports the erase and replace plan for a better america.

"I would like to erase this reality show and replace it with more supernatural!"
Erase And Replace by Crazy Word Bitch September 19, 2009

The Great Replacement 

When Facebook or Twitter redesign their interface and then roll it out to everybody so you can't use the old one, even though it's a steaming load of crap.
Facebook updated Messenger again? Great, even though this new design is crap here comes the Great Replacement all over again.

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script 

A semi clever quip made by computer geeks and gurus.. Quite similar to the military quip " You are so fucking useless, I should replace you with a button"