Reboot 

Someone who is slow, like a rebooted computer; a retard.

you reboot! why would you shoot your mom???!!

Reboot by grahhh1244 April 21, 2024

Reboot Wednesday 

The day after Patch Tuesday (The second Wednesday of the month in months that don't start with Wednesday). The day you have to reboot your computer for the patch to be installed on your computer.

guy 1: Happy Reboot Wednesday!
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nvm it's a computer nerd thing

Reboot Wednesday by Straemer September 24, 2007

reboot your face 

to shave off a beard that one has had for a very long time, surprising family, friends, and co-workers

Vicki: "Did you reboot your face or something?"

You: "I shaved off the beard two days ago. You just noticed?"

reboot your face by Yet Another Josh Cohen January 23, 2008

Reboot Dunce 

1. A Windows 2000 server that is no longer supported by Microsoft and which must be rebooted frequently to remain functional. 2. Alternately, any computer which must rebooted with frequency.

User: The timekeeping server is unresponsive. Help!
I.T. : Looks like that's the new Reboot Dunce.
User: Can we try turning it off and on again?
I.T. : Exactly... and, done.
User: So... same time tomorrow?
I.T. : Grrrr...

Reboot Dunce by Genonymous January 6, 2012

reboot lara 

A bitch who is not good at being Lara Croft, because she keeps moaning and screaming all the time; causing in everyone to think you're watching porn. She doesn't have double pistols, she doesn't collect relics, she doesn't fight mythical creatures, and she doesn't have big boobs.

Created by the gaming company Crystal Dynamics, with the game Tomb Raider, released on 2013, the series went to shit.

AH, OOH! AAAAH!!

Dude 1: Man, WTF! You're watching porn?
Dude 2: No, man, that's just reboot lara.

reboot lara by da wicked boi96 September 10, 2018

reboot the system 

To kick the shit out of someone in an effort to correct their behavior

Jason was acting like a twat, so I had to reboot the system.

reboot the system by Guitarplayer4life36 February 4, 2016

reboot lara 

A bitch that is not good at being Lara Croft, because she has not dual pistols, she moans a lot, she's afraid of everything, sse doesn't collect relics, and she has not big boobs.

"AH AH OOOH!!"
Dude 1: Man, wtf you watching porn???
Dude 2: Nah, man that's just reboot lara

reboot lara by da_wick3d_boi96 August 27, 2018