And THUS THE GIANT SALAMANDER APPEARD; AND LO, IT SPOKE UNTO THE FAGS. "FUCK YOU, THIS SHIT SUX, YOU FAG." AND WITH A PUFF OF SEMEN, IT WAS GONE.
AND A LOUD YELP WENT INTO THE AIR AS THE PREGNANT IMMEDIATELY SHOT FORTH FROM THEIR BIRTHING CANALS SEVERAL BABY TOADS FROM EACH. AND THUS THAT DAY BECAME KNOWN AS THE GREAT SALAMANDER-FROG FAGGOTEER EXTRAVAGANZA. EXACTLY ONE YEAR LATER, RAPTORJESUS CAME TO THE VERY SPOT THAT THE SALAMANDER HAD BEEN AND SAID, "HARK! ALL YE FAITHFUL, LISTEN! THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE GREAT SECOND COMING!" AND AS SOON AS HE SPOKE, THOUSANDS OF TOADS BEGAN TO FLOCK TOWARDS THE SAURIAN MESSIAH. AND AFTER EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE FROGS HAD ARRIVED, RAPTORJESUS PROMTPLY LET OUT A LOUD SCREECHING ROAR, AND THE GROUND BEGAN TO SHAKE. SECONDS LATER, THE HUGE SALAMADER HAD RETURNED, BATHING ALL AROUND IT IN A WARMING GLOW. AND AGAIN, THE SAME THING HAPPENED; THE SALAMANDER SPOKE, PUFFED, AND MANY WERE IMPREGNATED. THOUSANDS MORE HAD FLOCKED TO THE LOCATION THAN BEFORE, MAKING THE EVENT MUCH MORE SPECTACULAR. MILLIONS OF FROGS BEGAN SHOOTING INTO THE AIR, ONTO THE GROUND, AND INTO OPEN MOUTHS AS THE WOMEN MOANED IN PLEASURE, SHOOTING AMPHIBIANS FROM THEIR VAGINAS.
AND A LOUD YELP WENT INTO THE AIR AS THE PREGNANT IMMEDIATELY SHOT FORTH FROM THEIR BIRTHING CANALS SEVERAL BABY TOADS FROM EACH. AND THUS THAT DAY BECAME KNOWN AS THE GREAT SALAMANDER-FROG FAGGOTEER EXTRAVAGANZA. EXACTLY ONE YEAR LATER, RAPTORJESUS CAME TO THE VERY SPOT THAT THE SALAMANDER HAD BEEN AND SAID, "HARK! ALL YE FAITHFUL, LISTEN! THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE GREAT SECOND COMING!" AND AS SOON AS HE SPOKE, THOUSANDS OF TOADS BEGAN TO FLOCK TOWARDS THE SAURIAN MESSIAH. AND AFTER EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE FROGS HAD ARRIVED, RAPTORJESUS PROMTPLY LET OUT A LOUD SCREECHING ROAR, AND THE GROUND BEGAN TO SHAKE. SECONDS LATER, THE HUGE SALAMADER HAD RETURNED, BATHING ALL AROUND IT IN A WARMING GLOW. AND AGAIN, THE SAME THING HAPPENED; THE SALAMANDER SPOKE, PUFFED, AND MANY WERE IMPREGNATED. THOUSANDS MORE HAD FLOCKED TO THE LOCATION THAN BEFORE, MAKING THE EVENT MUCH MORE SPECTACULAR. MILLIONS OF FROGS BEGAN SHOOTING INTO THE AIR, ONTO THE GROUND, AND INTO OPEN MOUTHS AS THE WOMEN MOANED IN PLEASURE, SHOOTING AMPHIBIANS FROM THEIR VAGINAS.
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Some changes -> First off, get rid of players who don't wanna play in Toronto (like what they did to Vince Carter). Players including Jalen Rose (who's overpaid for inconsistent offence and lack of defense), Rafer Alston, Lamond Murray, Aaron Williams, and while you're at it, waive useless players like Loren Woods, Pape Sow, Eric Williams, and Milt Palacio.
Then sign some other players who will actually play some team-d and give their all cuz the Raptors are reekin' now i tell ya. i'm disgusted to be a raptors fan...
Some changes -> First off, get rid of players who don't wanna play in Toronto (like what they did to Vince Carter). Players including Jalen Rose (who's overpaid for inconsistent offence and lack of defense), Rafer Alston, Lamond Murray, Aaron Williams, and while you're at it, waive useless players like Loren Woods, Pape Sow, Eric Williams, and Milt Palacio.
Then sign some other players who will actually play some team-d and give their all cuz the Raptors are reekin' now i tell ya. i'm disgusted to be a raptors fan...
Atlanta Hawks, Charlotte Bobcats, New Orleans Hornets, and all other crap teams: "Man, I sure hope we play the Raptors soon 'cause u know it's always gonna be a winnable game wit em."
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