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ROTFLMAO 

An overused, stupid, useless, pointless, fucked up, acronym for "netspeek" that, no longer, means anything. Surprising they can't even say "lol" when they laugh. They NEVER roll on the floor. They just type it to make them seem cool. Same goes for "lmao" and "lmfao." Dont give me that bullshit about taking it "literally." ITS WHAT IT STANDS FOR. HOW ABOUT YOU GROW THE FUCK UP AND NOT BE A TOTAL FUCKING MORON ON THE INTERNET. Thank you.
True Dual: Dude, my dog is sleeping for like the second time today.
i r t3h m0r0n: ROtFLMAO!! ya dood, my dog alwayz sleeps n im lik WTF u alwayz sleep n i alwayz tri 2 wake him up, BUT HE SLEEPS1!! LMAO!!!
True Dual: Im glad you're enjoying yourself by laughing hysterically.
ROTFLMAO by Trans am October 6, 2005

rotflmao 

OMG! Natalie ROTFLMAO so funny
rotflmao by lolpeace August 24, 2010

ROTFLMAO 

Dumbass webslang that retards use because they can't spell.
Dumbass: ROTFLMAO
Me: Damn, stop using acronyms. If something's funny, say "Haha" like the rest of us, you fucker. Webslang is bullshit.

ROTFLMAO 

Rainbow_____roCK:Heyy dude

Bro123:yo wot's happenin?

Rainbow_____roCK:nothing guess what
You know amber?

Bro123:yeah wot bout her?

Rainbow_____roCK:well she called me a dog's ass!!

Bro123:ROTFLMAO......well she wasnt lying =

Rainbow_____roCK:shut up asshole!!
ROTFLMAO by MissChicken-xx April 25, 2008

rotflmao 

molly: today i was walking down the road in the ice, i slipped on the ice and fell on my back.
tilly: lmao
molly: what? it's not funny, I could have really hurt my self!
tilly: rotflmao
rotflmao by meeeeemeee56564363 December 28, 2009

rotflmao 

Rotflmao is a word used by those who repeatedly hear the acronym " LOL " and find it extremely monotonous.

Rotflmao was created by 3 fat men at a pub in bournemouth, England upon watching their dear fat friend jim rolling on the floor laughing his ass off at a joke made by fat friend jeff.
jeff: " me "trouble and strife" (wife)is sooooo ugly"

bill: "ROTFLMAO"
rotflmao by jimmeny cricket January 6, 2004