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Ég ríf ykkur í bita!
When a horny man with huge ass nipples swings his axe around and attempts to fucking decapitate you but is so fucking stupid he just slashes your chest
Hmm today is a good day to get some apples for my family
*gets shoulder charged and fucking kneed to the face*
*blinded and screams in pain*
The last thing he heard: Ég ríf ykkur í bita!
*gets shoulder charged and fucking kneed to the face*
*blinded and screams in pain*
The last thing he heard: Ég ríf ykkur í bita!
Ég ríf ykkur í bita! by Ég ríf ykkur í bita! June 2, 2021
ÉG RÍF ÞIG Í BITA
pronounced as "curry wee wee pita" or "no meat on my pizza". "your a raider, legendary!" says this as he slices your ass into the shadow realm. There are two types of people. The spineless idiotic fucktards who just bash and storming tap. And people who don't play raider.
ÉG RÍF ÞIG Í BITA by your a raider, legendary November 11, 2021
Jikookbts aka Rif
The hardest jikook stan but trying her best to show her soft side so u can tell the hardest & the softestStan at the same time 💆🏻 ♀️ She’s a jobless crybaby that just know to breathe 25/8 and cry over Jimin **c* at midnight ...
“Can someone recommend me some good or 18+ Jikook aus to read”
Jikookbts aka Rif “ sure ,which one “
Jikookbts aka Rif “ sure ,which one “
Jikookbts aka Rif by JKFF July 26, 2019
snipper riffle
A long distance precision weapon used by snippers to assassinate enemies. Not to be confused with a sniper rifle
snipper riffle by The Diet Coke of Evil April 8, 2010
Riffage
Pronounced "Riff-idge".
Normally refers to a guitar scale/melody, but can be applied to more than just guitar.
Usually one riff, followed by another in rapid succession.
Said riffs must be awesome. If they are lame and put together, you cannot achieve riffage simply because riffage sounds badass, both in context and literally.
A series of awesome riffs put together to achieve maximum badassery for a song.
Normally refers to a guitar scale/melody, but can be applied to more than just guitar.
Usually one riff, followed by another in rapid succession.
Said riffs must be awesome. If they are lame and put together, you cannot achieve riffage simply because riffage sounds badass, both in context and literally.
A series of awesome riffs put together to achieve maximum badassery for a song.
Me: "Dude, check out this riffage."
Person: "Holy Shit dude, that's some serious riffage."
~or~
Me: "DUDE CHECK OUT THIS SWEET RIFFAGE!!!1!"
Person: "This isn't riffage, man. Riffage sounds awesome, this sounds like poo."
Me: :2
Person: "Holy Shit dude, that's some serious riffage."
~or~
Me: "DUDE CHECK OUT THIS SWEET RIFFAGE!!!1!"
Person: "This isn't riffage, man. Riffage sounds awesome, this sounds like poo."
Me: :2
Riffage by MaestroMichael May 22, 2010
black rifle disease
Condition: When you eat, sleep, & drink black rifles, AR's(Armalite-Rifle), have an uncontrollable urge & can't stop buying AR's or AR related stuff.
Causes: People catch BRD from shooting black rifles, & may be at risk if their favorite smell is gunpowder or gun solvents/oils, 1 or more of your parents or gp's has BRD. People with BRD may use & abuse AR15's, AR10's, AR12's, AR22's & now AR47's. Additional calibers of black rifles may worsen your condition.
Cure: There is no cure for BRD, but people can live happy & healthy lives as long as it's properly treated.
Treatment: Treatments include handling, shooting, cleaning AR's. Studies have shown group therapy to be effective. Meet other people suffering from BRD at 3-gun & high power matches. Deer & other large & small game hunting may also be effective therapy.
Responsibilities: Think carefully before letting someone who's never shot a black rifle shoot one of yours. It's extremely likely they will catch BRD immediately. If you are responsible for someone's BRD you should be there for them, counsel them, help with treatment, take them shooting. BRD is unlikely to go dormant, even in someone who has only shot a black rifle once. Be supportive of each other. If you know someone with BRD, reach out & see if they want to go shooting, hunting, or whatever. The disease is stronger when you're alone, get & stay around other people with BRD, your BRD & it's symptoms may lessen over time, or it may get worse, lol.
Good luck!
Causes: People catch BRD from shooting black rifles, & may be at risk if their favorite smell is gunpowder or gun solvents/oils, 1 or more of your parents or gp's has BRD. People with BRD may use & abuse AR15's, AR10's, AR12's, AR22's & now AR47's. Additional calibers of black rifles may worsen your condition.
Cure: There is no cure for BRD, but people can live happy & healthy lives as long as it's properly treated.
Treatment: Treatments include handling, shooting, cleaning AR's. Studies have shown group therapy to be effective. Meet other people suffering from BRD at 3-gun & high power matches. Deer & other large & small game hunting may also be effective therapy.
Responsibilities: Think carefully before letting someone who's never shot a black rifle shoot one of yours. It's extremely likely they will catch BRD immediately. If you are responsible for someone's BRD you should be there for them, counsel them, help with treatment, take them shooting. BRD is unlikely to go dormant, even in someone who has only shot a black rifle once. Be supportive of each other. If you know someone with BRD, reach out & see if they want to go shooting, hunting, or whatever. The disease is stronger when you're alone, get & stay around other people with BRD, your BRD & it's symptoms may lessen over time, or it may get worse, lol.
Good luck!
I caught black rifle disease after building my first AR, a BCM 14.5 SOCOM Freefloated under a KMR Alpha 13" Keymod, with a pinned and welded Surefire SFMB-556 Muzzle Brake. I'd already bought two Colts, an M4orgery, and an A4. But that BCM build did me in. I'm afraid I'm stage 4. My BRD is now so bad, I carry my BCM with me around the house when no-one is home.
black rifle disease by BlackRifleDiseaseExplainer November 18, 2016