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Pubic Sprawl

The unsightly result of unkept pubic hair which can be seen growing along the edge of underwear or bathing suits. Typically occurs along the crotch and groin of women; however, can also be spotted in men, most often of Eastern European decent, when wearing tightie-whities and banana-hammocks.
“Damn, Ho! Is that a Chia Pet in your panties or Pubic Sprawl?! You better trim that shit before a rat nests in that bush.”

“Cases of pubic sprawl are on the rise once again this quarter, another economic indicator signaling a financially troubled country that can no longer afford adequate pubic grooming.”

“Borat was clueless of the effect that his public sprawl had on the ladies.”
Pubic Sprawl by Noodle Rob October 25, 2009

Pubic Tumble Weed 

Is general caused from neglect and faliure to properly clean either the bathroom floor, bath tub, or sink thus causing the hair to mangel together forming a pubic tumble weed
When I open the door to Eli's bathroom the waft of air generated from the door cause the pubic tumble weeds to dance frantically among the floor.

There where so many pubic tumble weeds in my grandmothers bathroom floor she made a wing from them.
Pubic Tumble Weed by JDMARINE397 December 13, 2010

pubic shuffle 

A seductive dance that can get you an all access pass to his/her pubic regions.
Kyle: I did the pubic shuffle to seduce her...
Matt: how far did ya get?
Kyle: homerun bitch

Pubic Episode 

Once a month, homosexual males' pubic hair grows at an unconrrollable rate and smells awful. For an entire week, the smell and length of the pubes prevent this man from masturbating, putting him in a terribly bitchy mood.
Man: Dylan is having such a pubic episode this week!

Woman: What a poor dumb homo!
Pubic Episode by cock munch yeah now November 18, 2013

pubic lice 

Also known as crabs. It is an STD and is a small crab like creature that can give you pain in your genital area.
Having pubic lice must suck.
pubic lice by wackdoob December 14, 2008

Pubic Cheese 

Pubic Cheese is the dead skin, dandruff, and sometimes pubes that are scraped out of the area that is between the ballsack and inner thigh. Pubic Cheese is most abundant and disgusting when one has not showered in a few days, and becomes noticeable after physical exercise such as running. Pubic Cheese often requires deep scraping/scratching to be successfully removed. It is most often present only in small amounts, but can grow to disturbing amounts under the right conditions. Pubic Cheese is also known as Spunk, Junk, Manspunk, Manjunk, etc.
"I just excavated a whole roll of Pubic Cheese after that run"

"That toilet had Pubic Cheese sprinkled all over it like Parmesan on Spaghetti."
Pubic Cheese by temporallocus December 14, 2009