Prosper Mom 

Also see “bat shit crazy”. A term for a woman who probably has kids in school and no job because hubby pays for her to sit around and post on Facebook all day. She wants to speak to your manager.

That woman is nuts.

Ah, she’s just a Prosper Mom.

Prosper Mom by 247funniest August 31, 2019

Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band 

Smile

Also what the heck does coopr mean

Person 1: Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band?

Person 2: smile

Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band by averagesaxplayer February 19, 2022

Prosper some 

A term used to describe a superior group of YouTubers and people in general. Typically used to degrade others as the user is always superior.

Jaquavis: Fuck you Jonte, prosper some!
Jonte: Wow, you’re superior!

Prosper some by Superior Inferior Bad Boys April 26, 2022

Prosper Highschool 

A Texas school where being happy with your life will get you blackmailed by kids who wear ears and tails

What the fuck going on in Prosper Highschool, the furry kid just texted my mom I have aids because I said I got a 100 on a test

Prosper Highschool by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022

Prosper Idoroba 

Prosper Idoroba was a loved one in his tribe in Africa. Back in the 1800’s his relatives were cotton pickers and he is very proud that they worker hard. As of now prosper had decided to wear only cotton material clothing to show his appreciation for his relatives hard work

Guy 1 : Look at that guy over there he is only wearing clothes made out of cotton and it’s summer. Guy 2 : Yes that guy over there is a Prosper Idoroba

Prosper Idoroba by FreakyLoverBoy July 15, 2018

Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band 

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago

Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022

prosper dad 

Majority of “Prosper Dads” fully belive their son is getting a full ride football scholarship to a D1 school, has started their middle schooler on performance enhancing “vitamins” and considers it a compliment when their town is used as a derogatory adjective to describe their imprudent financial decisions (ie: “That’s very Prosper of them). They are so involved with their son’s sports career, that they choose not to question the validity of their wife’s new career path as a social media influencer as long as she’s busy and not bothering him.

That prosper dad

prosper dad by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023