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A code-based computer software created to torture students of statistics in order to drag their souls into perpetual hell. Once you lay your eyes upon the console, you are doomed to an eternity of errors and "visible eval."
Student 1: Did you do the problem set using program r?
Student 2: I started but then I think I saw the devil so I stopped.
Student 3: This class makes me want to kill myself!
Student 4: If you do, you better take me with you!
program r by amplexus_jane April 5, 2015

Program Operations 

The art of creating and filling gaps where not process existed before.
Everything is running great, but Program Operations said we need to use this new process.
Program Operations by AutorocK August 8, 2016

Program Cars 

A used vehicle that was a rental car.
The car rental place just filled our lots with Program Cars. We are going to make some serious sells of these used cars.
Program Cars by Nodnarb1 April 4, 2022

Program Tripping 

Program Tripping refers to a toxic dynamic within Alcoholics Anonymous, where there is a coercive culture that pressures members to conform to rigid interpretations of the program. This phenomenon often manifests in the following ways:

Coercive Conformity: Members may feel obligated to strictly adhere to the 12 steps and the group's expectations, with little room for personal interpretation or individual journey. Those who deviate from these norms may face social ostracism.

Harassment and Intimidation: Individuals expressing doubts or differing views may experience aggressive questioning or criticism, creating an environment of fear that discourages open sharing and vulnerability.

Escalation of Conflict: In extreme cases, members may resort to threatening behavior, including calling law enforcement on others in attempts to have them arrested or removed from the group. This escalation is deeply concerning and can create a hostile atmosphere that undermines the principles of support and compassion.

Social Consequences: Members who do not conform may face negative repercussions, such as isolation, bullying, or being targeted for public confrontation, which can severely impact their willingness to engage with the recovery process.

Impact on Recovery: Rather than fostering a safe and supportive environment, Program Tripping can lead to increased anxiety, reluctance to seek help, and ultimately, a detrimental effect on a member’s recovery journey.
Toxic people in AA program sometimes start Program Tripping on newcomers
Program Tripping by Puma city March 8, 2025

Young Eagles Program 

Experienced pilots take kids up in an Aeoronica plane for about 20 minutes, to 1000'. The kids' names are recorded in the World's Largest logbook in Oshkosh, Wisconsin. Over a Million kids have been given Wonderful rides! Airplane rides are Awesome!
What a Wonderful program the Young Eagles Program is! My kids got to fly with them 2x & my son got to actually Pilot the plane for Over 75% of the time! My kids Love the Young Eagles Program! Airplane rides are Fantastic!
Young Eagles Program by Starchylde September 11, 2016

Kerbal Space Program 

Kerbal Space Program is an indie space-sandbox game known for it's steep learning curve and accurate physics simulation. Many players were originally turned off by the "rocket science" aspect of the game. A phrase popularized by the game is "Add moar boosters" and it has been mentioned on xkcd.
Hey, Bob, I'm having trouble with Kerbal Space Program.
Bob: ADD MOAR BOOSTERS!