pre-stood up 

When your friends forget to tell you about an event or party and then ask you why you didn't show up. You're stood up before you even get a chance to stand them up.

John C: Where were you on Monday?
Jen: What are you talking about?
John C: I thought you were going to come hang out with us.
Jen: You bastard you totally pre-stood up me.

pre-stood up by soggywhitebread July 30, 2009

pre-school depression 

The day before you go back to school and you feel you have done nothing.

I was having a case of pre-school depression on Sunday night.

pre-school depression by TheGerbil July 6, 2016

Pre Send 

A Pre send is a smaller Send before the send

Hey, Ya'll tryna do a pre send before the big send tonight?

Pre Send by Liam Ward October 2, 2019

Pre School Raps 

Pre School Raps are simple lyrics anybody can think of.
The name says it all (Pre School Raps).
Wack Rhymes.

Pre School Raps:
"I like fish
on a dish"

"im rappin this song
while im hitting a bong"

Rap Rhymes:
"And my raps is unbelievable like aliens and flying sorcers
No more iron horses cause I'm buying porches."

"I'm looking nothing like your poppa
I wouldn't give a bitch 10 cent to put cheese on a whoppa"

Pre School Raps by Billy 101 May 28, 2008

Pre-swall 

A gathering of people who meet up before they go on a night out to drink as much alcohol as possible.

This is usually done by students to save money. It also adds a bit more to the night and there can even be an after-swall on special occasions.

Chrissy - yo mate you going out tonight?
Ben - yeah i think so are having a pre-swall?

Chrissy - yeah pre-swall at mine at 8 oclock.
Ben - Okay, see you then, let's get fucked!

Pre-swall by millheadmate May 13, 2010

Pre-School facial 

When a girl sucks a mans penis and right before he reaches climax, he pulls out and tries to spell her name on her face.

Guy: That was great babe
Girle: i know but who's Don
Guy: my pre-school facial wasnt enough for donna.

Pre-School facial by E-Roach012001 February 26, 2008

Pre Shag Wank 

The strategy a man undertakes to avoid being ahead of schedule.

AKA, Tactical wank.

Ginger: Where the hell is Dave?
Jono: Heckfire... I dunno... His new lady's staying over later, I guess he's having a pre shag wank.
Ginger: That explains it.

Pre Shag Wank by tetsuo jones August 26, 2009