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when you’re sitting on the toilet and the shit feels so good coming out of your ass that you cum without having to ejaculate
“hey mike yesterday i had a gnarley porky on the throne yesterday, felt so fucking amazing
porky by assholeeater069 January 28, 2022
Known as “Da Beast”. All-you-can-eat buffets fear him. Women want him. Men want to be him. He likes to sing. Given the choice, he would have sung everyday if he could.
Porky? More like made of pork
Porky by PizzaHutDelivery March 3, 2022

Porky Mouth 

Someone who has a foul or smart mouth.

This can be heard on That '70s Show by Debra Jo Rupp's character Kitty Forman.
Red: Oh, shut up, that’s it, I have had it! You know what this means? More discipline!

Kitty: No, no…

Red: Oh, yes. Play time is over.

Kitty: Oh, stop saying that! Your cracking down is not working.

Eric: Hell, I could’ve told him that a week ago.

Kitty: Now is not the time to be a Porky Mouth. Red, I want my house back.
Porky Mouth by J. August Quander August 13, 2010

porky pigging 

walking around the house with nothing but your shirt on..like the cartoon character porky pig
I thought I was alone when I was porky pigging around the house, but my roomate walked in and saw me, I was kinda offended he threw up.
porky pigging by Jimballs May 15, 2007

porky pigging it 

To wear a shirt with no pants. From the cartoon character Porky Pig.
Man, my girl let herself in with her moms and I was straight porky piggin' it on the couch.
porky pigging it by ghostface March 25, 2005

porky’s baby 

A baby who was conceived during or after the movie porky’s .
Someone that was born 9 to 18 months after the movie porky’s was released.
“When was mike born?” said Katy

“On March 3 of 1983” said Lisa
“Oh he’s a porky’s baby” said Katy