Winnie the pooing

When somebody dips their hand into a jar and eats off their hand like Winnie the Pooh. Often seen with peanut butter jars.

Someone’s been Winnie the pooing this peanut butter you can see finger smears in it.

Winnie the pooing by Reefer714Madness May 23, 2021

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fake pooing

Fake pooing is the acitivty/hobby you undertake when you're bored at work and want to go kill some time, but actually have to need to use the toilet

Fake pooing usually involves one (or more) of the following

using your phone to text/play games
reading the newspaper
drinking a cup of tea
jerking one off

'I'm was really bored today, so I went into trap 3 to play some Tetris on my phone and do some fake pooing'

fake pooing by Kevon DJ September 14, 2006

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sham-pooing

Sham-pooing, Verb: The act of lathering your scalp whilst taking a wild poo.

Also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. The irony!

I took a massive sham-poo the other day it was breath taking, like having a water birth, including full dilation and crowning.

I can't believe I'd never tried sham-pooing before!

sham-pooing by papashivo April 17, 2009

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Pooing pringles

a term used when you sit on a packet of crisps, and the bag pops. This results in broken crisps flying everywhere, and making you look like you just pooed pringles.

Mariella pooed pringles the other night, it was so funny!

The other day John sat on a bag of Quavers, he was totally pooing pringles!

Pooing pringles by call the underdog December 17, 2011