I almost got busted trying to sell drugs to an undercover cop. I knew he had to be a pig in a blanket when he asked to buy some "marijuauna cigarettes". Then I noticed the doughnut crumbs on his shirt, so I didn't even bother with him.
To masturbate/Jack off/Pull Wire/choke the chicken with Womans Hair.
Long Hair is required.You then wrap the hair around your penis as many times as possible and begin to masturbate. This Is a good way to jack of since no lube is required.
Take care not to Blow your load into her hair, Bitches be hating that.
Terry: I cant wait for my girlfriend to fall asleep tonight.
Billy: Why?
Terry: Cause I'm Horny as hell and I'm going to give myself a pig in blanket while she's asleep.