Photography 

Photography is actually one of the fastest growing service industries. it is used to capture moments that are actually meaningful. Every photographer isn't just a emo kid that sucks, and they don't just take pictures of converses, that is very overrated. Real photographers know how to take an ordinary object and put meaning into it, meaning that represents a cause. They give photos a voice.

I am a photographer, i major in photography, and am one of the least emo kids you'll ever know, i'm a sophmore and being recruited by colleges, so obviously, i don't suck, and i have never taken a picture of converse in my life.

Photography by nashville123 October 24, 2009

Photographist 

A photographist is someone who is:

a) unfamiliar with the English language;

b) has a malfunctioning camera which randomly causes photos to appear as though they had been captured by a professional photographer.

What a great photo! You can attribute it to my amazing photographist skills.

Photographist by 393 May 11, 2011

photography 

The process of taking photos.
Apparently, if you want to get anywhere in the photo industry, you must only take "vintage" pictures of a skinny girl in converse, flowers, converse, two emo boys kissing, more converse, a self portrait with terrible angles or a decrepit unused building.
Did i forget something? Ahh yes...more converse! Add some stars/hearts and song lyrics by dashboard confessional to really give it some oomph.

Now just put them on your myspace or deviantart and watch the compliments roll in! Now all you have to do is wait for some business moguls to spot your obvious talent and hire you straightaway. Because you so are a 'photographer'.

xXbLaCK_heaRtXx just added some photos onto their deviantart. It's all a bunch of sunsets, dying trees and brand spanking new converse sitting on disused train tracks.

"Ooh, look! Here's one of him lying on the tracks! And he's even put a heart and sparkles in the corner!"

"Soooo deep and artistic!" *nods*

Feel free to copy the following paragraph and put it on as many emo/scene/myspace pages you can find who commit said atrocity:

In real life, turning up the exposure on a portrait so much you barely see the person's features anymore is not advised in photography. Really, you're not supposed to do it. You're not a photographer! Get over it!

photography by unhinged since 1989 April 3, 2008

boudoir photography 

An intimate photo of a man or women, suggestivily covered but not fully nude, ment to tease the senses.

boudoir photography by Denise September 15, 2003

photography 

photography is an art very much like impressionism. You're capturing life as it's happening. A great medium for Creation
of a journal or story. If you're new to photography, especially DSLRs, it's a good idea to take a look at some books from Amazon.com or other large book venders.

http://www.photo-scenix.com has a few good books
on photography.

How, her photography really "pops" I didn't know the sky had that many colors in it!

photography by Jessica_000 November 3, 2008

Video photography 

Art of shooting a short video when subjects believe you are taking a photo. Induces an awkward pseudo stillness as some pose, while others move preparing for the perfect position for a snapshot. Results in a lovely moment of capturing the human condition.

Well that pose was actually for a moment of video photography.

Video photography by JoeyLH December 28, 2021

George_aviation_photography 

A very well known insagram aviationist and photographer...

Dave: yo, thats George_aviation_photography!
Liam: wow, can i have a signature please?
George: Yes, of course!
Both: Wow, thanks x

George_aviation_photography by SUB2GEORGEAVIATIONPHOTOGRAPHY June 24, 2021