phoney phoning 

to pretend your on the phone with/ texting someone while in public for either two reasons:

1. too look cool and like you have friends or

2. to avoid certain situations

reason number two is the most respectable one.

1. person 1: whos that skank on the phone with? why would anyone call her?
person 2: i bet shes phoney phoning.

2. person 1: shit here she comes, lets phoney phone so she won't try and talk to us.

phoney phoning by fatima mcbringuade May 26, 2008

Phoney Bologna 

Someone who pretends in your face but behind your back they are stabbing you in it.

When some one claims to like you but soon as you turn your back they say something negative about you.

The "Phoney Bologna" acted like a friend but was after my mate!

Phoney Bologna by Vealdeal June 7, 2011

Phoney Number 

When a girl gives a guy a fake number because she doesn't ever want to see him again.

Guy 1: "Let me call this girl back she was pretty awesome."
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"

Phoney Number by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

phoney boney 

The fold near one's crotch made by a pair of jeans or shorts that looks like a boner.

Kathryn told me to check out how excited Brian was that the Olympic women's gymnastics was on, but after Jake reached down and poked it, we realized it was just a phoney boney.

phoney boney by EmilyJoW October 9, 2008

Phoney Call 

Pretending to get a phone call. Phoney calls are usually used in these situations;

1) To pick up chicks

2) To avoid awkward silences/ conversations/ people

3) To look like your doing something at work

4) To look like you have a social life

John made a phoney call to impress the chick at the bar

Sarah knew Alison's breath smelt really bad, so she made a phoney call to avoid talking to Alison

Phoney Call by Lady S. Miles :) December 1, 2009

phoney mahoney 

A term that means "Fake Irish" or "Wannabe Irish" concering and person who wants to be Irish but is not or an american bar that wants to be like an irish pub but is not. It is made up of the two word "Phony" which means fake and "Mahoney" which is a common Irish last name.

Man: That american pub on the up the street is such a Phoney Mahoney!

phoney mahoney by Popgun129 March 12, 2005

phoney pack

A fanny pack used to contain and transport a phablet when a person is too cheap to buy a case that was made to carry the phablet they just spent all of their money on.

-Why is Tim suddenly sporting a fanny pack?
~No, he's sporting a phoney pack to carry his new phablet that the company makes him use now that he's Base Manager.
-Well if anyone can make a fanny p-, I mean a Phoney pack look asdf, it's Tim!
~ya.

phoney pack by Cosado11 March 29, 2013