phelps 

articles of feces transferred to the pubic hair of the penetrator during anal sex.

Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church

phelps by castu October 5, 2006

Phelps 

The act of orally pleasing a woman in less than eight seconds.

Dude, I gave her the Phelps treatment...now she wants to marry me.

Phelps by Every Woman August 21, 2006

Phelps 

Having the aptitude and ability to max out each and every sexual engagement one encounters due to the addition of alcoholic beverages.

"Last night, I swear this chick I met was a nothing but a innocent Catholic virgin, but I added some moo-juice and before I knew it, she was slobbin' on my knob. I really showed her my Phelps ability."

Phelps by Arthur Digbee Sellers April 23, 2007

Phelps 

to win at anything with incredible ease, because you are the best, as Michael Phelps is.

You just wish you could Phelps like that guy. It's okay, you'll never be as good as him. Don't even try.

Phelps by LusciousBootay October 10, 2008

Phelps 

Taking a picture of someone engaging in regretful acts and then publishing them.

"Don't Phelps me, Bro"

Phelps by idotmyi February 5, 2009

Phelps 

The kicking of ass at any swimming event worldwide.

I will Phelps you at the relay race this afternoon.

Phelps by Ninja Falcon October 8, 2008

Phelps 

A dining hall at Hope College, Holland, MI.

Let's go eat at Phelps

Phelps by Beck Hansen II October 27, 2008