Rick Perried

(v.) When you have a list of three items and you forget what the third thing was.

I just Rick Perried again.

I had three things to buy, but I can't remember what the third thing was.

Rick Perried by f1point0 November 10, 2011

Jesse Perring 

The equivalent of Chuck Norris to the e-world of League of Legends

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The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

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1. Can i join Jesseperringfanclub right now?

2. Sign my mousepad jesse perring!

3. I would shit myself if i saw jesse perring.

4. HOLY SHIT, IT'S JESSE PERRING!!! *explosive diarrhea*

Jesse Perring by Jesseperringfanclub December 2, 2010

Perrie 

A Perrie is a rare creature to find. She can be very annoying, But loves everyone. She's beautiful, with ocean blue eyes. She easily gets boyfriends and is the best friend to have. Get yourself a Perrie in your life.

Woah look at her eyes, she must be a Perrie.
I met a girl today , she's definitely a Perrie.

Perrie by Kaharnish01 February 28, 2017

pertinear 

Redneck slang for "pretty near" generally pronounced while spitting Copenhagen out of one's mouth.

That dang skunk was pertinear sprayin' me when I shot him with my 22.

pertinear by TAGAuthor November 11, 2013

Perrie Edwards 

1/4 of British girl group Little Mix who won the X-Factor 2011.

The remaining members of Little Mix are Jesy Nelson, Jade Thirlwall, and Leigh Anne Pinnock.

Facts about Perrie:
1. She had no sense of smell.
2. She is from South Shields
3. She lived in New Zealand when she was younger.

Relationships:
Zayn Malik- Ex Boyfriend

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain- Current Boyfriend.

Girl- Who's that Blonde chick from Little Mix?
Little Mix fan- That's Perrie Edwards.

Perrie Edwards by Mybisexualass June 2, 2019

perzine 

Short for "personal zine." This type of zine is made primarily or entirely by a single person, and is sometimes written as a conversation between the author and the reader.

You can buy perzines from Great Worm Express Distribution.

perzine by Talon February 27, 2005

pervine 

A fucking retard

That kid is such a pervine

pervine by Big chode nigga May 9, 2018